cptjc @jcookee89

music, technology and chelsea fc Joined March 2011

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Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys

4 years ago

"There was no Christmas party. Covid rules have been followed at all times." No.10

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Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle

4 years ago

A story where Bruce Wayne, as a child, shot his own parents, all the villains are just different aspects of his shattered sexual psyche, and this makes him the world’s least weird billionaire.

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Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy

4 years ago

New! Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson 2021 #cpc21

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Matthew Champion @matthewchampion

4 years ago

@GillianMcKeith

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Honest tweet now. This account is run by frontline NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing pls will you follow & RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏🏻

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

4 years ago

“Where’s the Pride flag?” “Fuck knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”

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Floww @FlowwVC

4 years ago

“It is no longer a novelty to be on TikTok especially when your brand could be missing out on essential growth”. Here are 7 ways to grow your startup on TikTok. floww.io/feed/7-ways-to… #startuptips #tiktokforbusiness #tiktokgrowth @nichowardd

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Floww @FlowwVC

4 years ago

Founders, don’t forget to check out #floww via floww.io - let’s scale your startup together 🙌 #startups #getfunded @TechCrunch

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Floww @FlowwVC

4 years ago

Billionaire Peter Thiel, Facebook’s very first investor, tips Psychedelics as the next white-hot sector to back. floww.io/feed/billionai… #peterthiel #startups #investment #psychedelics

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Nat Walsh @ntaali.bsky.social @ntaali

5 years ago

@christapeterso Don't know who to credit this to but I've been so tempted to start with this on more than one assignment.

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rufus jones @rufusjones1

5 years ago

That squeaking noise you just heard is 15 million parents’ corkscrews.

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Chris Wright 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chriswrightzz

5 years ago

👕COMPETITION TIME📚 With the release of my new book ‘BLUE DAYS’ I’d like to give something back! WIN A SIGNED GIANFRANCO ZOLA 1998 ECWC SHIRT! To enter; - Like this post - Retweet - Follow me Winner chosen at random on Mon 14th Dec! My pinned tweet has a link to the book.

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cptjc @jcookee89

5 years ago

Hi @shaunwkeaveny is it this thing??

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cptjc @jcookee89

5 years ago

open.spotify.com/user/spotify/p… Been listening to this all day to concentrate - every song is the sound you hear when a gruelling, bloody war has finally come to an end

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Danny Trejo @officialDannyT

6 years ago

I've overtaken Christopher Lee's record for most on screen deaths! @BDisgusting bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3603960/…

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Chris Pittard @ChrisPittard9

6 years ago

@BBCBreakfast The blokes brother created an island full of dinosaurs for people to fly to. Just think of all the fossil fuels used to power the island, extract Dino DNA and repopulate the extinct. That little project was probably the straw that broke the camels back.

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alistair green @mralistairgreen

6 years ago

Pleased to hear that European citizens who defeat terrorists with narwhal tusks are the only ones who deserve to keep their right to freedom of movement. About time we turned Britain into the hunger games. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍