Jeff Botelho @jeffbotelho723
FGTRTD ritecheeya Joined February 2012-
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Tom Petty fans who talk shit about Bob Dylan’s voice also eat their boogers and smell their hands after they wipe their asses
Being a comedian in 2010 “Tonight come see my talk about the one time I accidentally swallowed my own cum.” Being a comedian in 2022 “Please vote for Kasha Prescott in the 4th district for city council. I have been deeply impressed by her commitment to giving children heroin.”
fun fact: if you’ve never done something odds are you’re not better at it than someone who does it every day so sit down and #shutthefuckup
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Hey @danawhite Pay me to fight Alex and I’ll beat up Jake Paul for free.
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instant coffee is the black tar heroin of caffeinated beverages
ordered a pair of #nikes from @stockx three weeks ago. they’ve been authenticating them for over two weeks. this is #numberonebullshit #wherethefuckaremyshoes #wontmakethismistakeagain
its a fkn warzone in this bitch. stackin bodies #deadmice #fuckaroundandfindout #redryder #reddead #allheadshots #oneshotonekill
i love getting shipping notifications for packages that were delivered almost a month ago. well done, @USPS
these fuckin cunts couldn’t stop with flamin’ hot cheetos. noooooo, they had to dip their toe in the fries pool and put ya boy andy capp outta fuckin business. #freeandy #thebagishalfthesize #thisissomebullshit #fuckyouchester #cheetahssuck
always fun when a nursing home you’re working in plays fast n’ loose with covid test results
Saturday sleepover with Jax #pitbullsofinstagram #goodestboy #mansbestfriend #dogsofinstagram #pitbull #pitmix #rescueisthebestbreed @ Rockland, Massachusetts instagram.com/p/CARFBtCFoEpm…
Can’t. Wait.
Samesies
Street sweeping parking tickets are class warfare against people who can’t afford driveways
just fyi, the new decade doesn't start until 2021. #imsurroundedbymorons
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You are not going to like this tweet so turn away if you are likely to be triggered: I am a very optimistic person; I am a fighter for Western values and liberties; I am a dogged defender of science, reason, and common sense. I must say though that I am unsure that the West…
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