Bernard Fandango @jehram
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RM go now, let Calderwood manage the playoffs, #SaintsFC are going to lose anyway.
I mean, who doesn't like a scantily clad lady clutching a barrel of oil and some dynamite?
Bit blowie, but not quite what i had in mind #jersey
🎃🎃#HappyHalloween 🎃🎃
KWP can't carry #SaintsFC on his own, surely he'll realise that and be off in Jan
This manager ensuring back to back relegation for #saintsfc
One for @profanityswan to investigate?
Martin out. Sports Republic have to stop with the daft experiments #SaintsFC
The football star Kylian Mbappé was offered $1 billion to join the Saudi Arabian team Al-Hilal. But that wouldn't have made him even nearly the richest athlete in history. Because there was a Roman chariot racer called Gaius Appuleius Diocles who earned more than $15 billion...…
7 shots on target, 8 goals conceded, great defensive stats for #saintsfc
As nice as it is to hear @AdamBlackmore & Jo again, I very much regret paying for it. #Saintsfc should refund everyone for this farce.
Humiliation for #SaintsFC. When will we learn that the same players who let us down every time will keep doing it?
Why do #saintsfc have to keep relearning that some players just can't do the job?
League 1 Minus 10: EFL Championship Match 1 - Sheffield Wednesday 1 Southampton 2 . RTs appreciated. #saintsfc win for first time in ages. Featuring Russball, passing, movement, goals, Tella enjoying himself and Bobby Madley doing Bobby Madley things. leagueoneminus10.blogspot.com/2023/08/efl-ch…
I've seen comfier places to take a dump
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My latest cartoon for @newscientist #science #astrophysics
For people who are terrified of big cats it would be useful if Winnie the Pooh cartoons came with a tigger warning.
That face you make when you hear Sir David Attenborough and a BBC film crew are coming to document your mating habits.
Hermit crabs can’t make their own shells and use ones they find, as they grow they often outgrow their borrowed shell so look for a new one This one found something unusual
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS SENDS A VALENTINE’S CARD So much depends upon a red rose glazed with rain water beside the M&S chicken pie.
Reflections on a remarkable game at St. Mary’s as #SaintsFc overcome a spirited Huddersfield, who tested their promotion credentials more than most expected Please enjoy the latest Goin’ Home With Adam & Jo as Southampton go marching on to 25 unbeaten 👇 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…
A wonderful woolly greeting.
League 1 Minus 10: FA Cup 4th Round Replay - Southampton 3 Watford 0. RPs appreciated. #saintsfc march on from the replay no one wanted. Featuring Tyler's arrival, Mara showing something, Che will Tear You Apart, the Dutch Holgate and Anfield bound. leagueoneminus10.blogspot.com/2024/02/fa-cup…
@jehram Of all the Rotherham comments that could be made, that was the one I least expected
This could be Rotherham, or anywhere. Train up north for #SaintsFC My only domestic new ground this season
Probably my favourite picture of Daft Punk without their helmets:
The trolley problem in 2024 You can divert a runaway trolley and save the planet and all life on it, or you could continue focusing on fossil fuels, do some green washing and make a profit in the short term.
"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from The Traitors" "Claudia Winkleman?" "No, man, but it was close"