Johannes Walter Reich @johanneswreich
Master of Scams | High-Calorie Individual | Dogecoin Value Investor | Conservative Megadonor | Parody linktr.ee/johanneswalter… Bavaria, Germany Joined March 2021-
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It‘s eviction time! Please make sure to pay your rent on time, hardworking landlords like me are barely getting by.
Me when clients are complaining about increasing insurance fees
Me when clients are complaining about increasing insurance fees
👨🎓Here are 10 things to add to your resume, for guaranteed acceptance into a US elite university:👇 1. "Member of Queers for Palestine" 2. "Vegan since birth" 3. "Gave out 1000 coffee cups with correct pronouns to non-binary people as a Starbucks barista" 4. "Blackmailed my…
Instead of flying to China, Elon Musk should focus on Tesla's problems at home. My son got me a Cybertruck for my birthday, and the car is just PLAGUED by issues. Due to a likely manufacturing error, after opening the fuel filler flap I simply cannot refill any fuel. I've…
Joe Biden is proposing a 44.6% capital gains tax, the highest ever! The last president who did this was Jimmy Carter, her's how that worked out for him...:
Bitcoin last year vs. now
I have no idea why Biden is losing to Trump in the polls
If your life doesn't look like this, consider unfollowing me
I left my Tesla stocks in the car and went grocery shopping. Someone broke the windows and left some more.
I'm Obese Class IIII: Uber Fat
I stand with Harvey Weinstein!
I was the reason why they had to add the warning
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
It's ironic that we had some of the biggest anti-progressive developments under Joe Biden, the most progressive president in history: 🔴Overturning of Roe v Wade 🔴Elon Musk buys Twitter 🔴Harvey Weinstein conviction overruled
🚨BREAKING: Supreme Court SCOTUS rules that anyone worth less than $1 million must be banned from X immediately! I happily gathered the $2.5 million I earned from today's scamming activities, proving to be a worthy citizen.
To profit from the recent Nvidia hype, I installed an industrial sized chips production line in my garage. I can't wait to make millions!
Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79
438K Followers 675 Following Not associated with the Federal Reserve. Financial Parody and sarcasm, control of the world’s liquidity. Not investment advice
John W. Rich (Wealthy.. @Cokedupoptions
213K Followers 2K Following Chairman of the Board at Yahoo! and AOL | Wealthiest man in the world on a divorce-adjusted basis | PARODY
Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman
107K Followers 515 Following Trading Floor Jokester • Memes • GIF King
Whole Mars Catalog (S.. @WholeMarsBlog
459K Followers 24K Following Covering tech, markets, AI, new energy, and autonomous electric vehicles 24/7
Humphrey O. Beese @Burgeroptions
3K Followers 783 Following Jolly and morbidly obese | McDonalds and Burger King’s biggest individual shareholder | UFO spare parts manufacturer | B&B Manager | Journalist | Parody
Dan Stringer, SEC Pim.. @Danstringer74
9K Followers 2K Following Elon and I both agree. We do not respect the SEC
Cole Trickle - I'm Ol.. @ColeTrickle____
4K Followers 5K Following I must warn you i'm susceptible to flattery
DJ DOGE @djdoge69
15K Followers 3K Following 𝕏 GOT TALENT Spaces Host • Memes • e-Commerce / Paid Search / SEO • DJ / Voiceover Talent • AI + Photoshop Wizard • I💚Kabosu Doge Meme • #SpacesHost
John W. Rich’s Mom @retiredoilexec
2K Followers 608 Following Chairman of the board @ Standard Oil 1902-1911 | Divorced John’s father in 1924 - Settlement: $420m (unadjusted) | #TaxThePoor advocate | Parody
Rachel @meta_rach
22K Followers 6K Following BFA in Meme History and GIFology, CMA (chief meme appraiser), In Doge We Trust
Jean Lucas Picard @alert_redshirt
527 Followers 764 Following My Job:Spell checker to the Blue Check Bourgeoisie My Financial Strategist: @eliserae10 PARODY
LiL Space X @LiL_SpaceX
3K Followers 1K Following 🏁🏎️🏁 Formula 1 | WEC| Stock Market Occasional data and analysis | not advice| parody
Cale 🥬 @CaleCrypto
87K Followers 3K Following Crypto & NFT degen 🤓 + memes, food, and optimism. Socials @CyberKongz
W. John Rich (PhD) @stocksquatch
478 Followers 738 Following John W. Rich’s neighbor | (wealthier) | beat the China virus 9 times (old) (fat) | never divorced | PARODY
Wall Street Shaman (S.. @FreakTrader
986 Followers 989 Following Just a dude with an awesome hat trying to conquer the world by buying dips on TQQQ. Anarcho-Capitalism
John L.S.D. Rich (Wea.. @Dosedupoptions
1K Followers 1K Following Chairman of the Board Woodstock Music Festival | MKUltra Class of 1953 | Dropped acid 9 times (today) | @Cokedupoptions brother | jenkem poster | parody
Still Deplorable @Boolala5428283
2K Followers 3K Following #MAGA #KAG #🇺🇸 #republican #GOP #AmericaFirst #trumpdesantis2024 #resist46
McTeshee @McTesheeEGp6cj
0 Followers 36 Following
Tina @Tina24550416225
2 Followers 144 Following
Nagarmel 🇷🇺🇵.. @KingNagarmel
677 Followers 5K Following Savior of the human race. Enemy of the ZOG. Atheist Paleolibertarian and reluctant Burgerland dweller. Straight edge chad. Ryan Dawson fan. #Trump2024
Aditya Satpute @ayesatpute
8 Followers 48 Following
FrankNJ10 @fjr10
597 Followers 5K Following
President Diaperpants @fan_red68553
16 Followers 19 Following
Audrey Moreau @audreymoreauxx
192 Followers 281 Following Texas Farmer. Raises cattle, horses, kind and grows plants. Focus on the underprivileged and underprivileged children. Only my personal opinion
Tesmoot @tesmoot52609
0 Followers 197 Following
Libby @ramsy4gud
165 Followers 809 Following I'm a single woman, thinker, independent and free, fight against evil, like traveling, good food and discovering new things. Please do not send spam
Louise Kistner @LouiseKistner
6K Followers 6K Following But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. Math 6:33
A Gabrielle @AkinremiGa
56 Followers 384 Following I can’t wait for you to see the Tattoo above my pussy lips
Crypto | Stocks | Fre.. @Wealthmanagerrr
521 Followers 412 Following Experienced investor & trader in #crypto & #stocks. Don't miss out on the immense opportunities presented by this crypto bull run. Follow me for insights.
Alla @Jaydensxmith61
1K Followers 2K Following In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.
BigBrother @BigBro7000
5K Followers 5K Following If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear -Orwell- No DMs...Trolls blocked
CelestialOne @MythFinder82
556 Followers 2K Following I am all for #FreedomofSpeech 🇬🇧 🇮🇪Comics Gaming #DCNerd #AssassinsCreed #PowerUniverse #MortalKombat #TheOriginals #GOT
Shysa @Shysa614079
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Bryan @bryanwiebe101
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Bruhhhh @Bruhhhh95844795
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crzrad @crzrad
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Isabella Faulkner @Mistysmom1
23K Followers 25K Following Relatives are Scottish Royalty per DNA, maybe more Royalty than #Harry, #DNAHarry, #God #NoJab, #Trump2024 #MAGA #USA #bee #NRA Married 56years. Polish Jew RN
Marvin von Clausewitz @vonclausewitz78
241 Followers 627 Following
Dan Honcho @Dan_Honcho1
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Tracey @TraceyN02015171
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Mubarak Bala @Mubarak24268850
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Jon Bahner @JonBahner2
192 Followers 495 Following
Love Is Really The An.. @believer__rock
1K Followers 6K Following Prayers and Penance are the best fruits for the soul. I like intelligent conversations!!
steven buke @Steven33697
13 Followers 122 Following
$8 Jon @JonFromOregon
8K Followers 8K Following Extreme MAGA Republican Neanderthal Listless Vessel... God...Guns...Family... Pro Life Entrepreneur. Trump 2024. J6 was a FEDsurrection #Trump2024
J rule @Jruleoregon
977 Followers 2K Following Oregon Ducks - Bang Bang Niner Gang - Portland Blazers - NY Yankees - Jon Rahm - Wyndham Clark - Aaron Wise -
Nemo 17 @Nemo1719
177 Followers 1K Following
WV_ZW @wv_zw4961
28 Followers 37 Following
ADAM HARTNELL @Adam_Hartnell
102 Followers 439 Following
Mary Jessical @Jan89523958Jane
278 Followers 2K Following
SnowflakesMelt @trx103119
143 Followers 471 Following
💎 @hulksmashbuy
801 Followers 5K Following
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, .. @ParikPatelCFA
631K Followers 984 Following Aswath Damodaran 🙏🏾 Dhandho Investor Chapter 3:4 🐂 | God first, full employment second 😤 | Investor @SamosaCapital | Subscribe to my newsletter 👇🏾
Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79
438K Followers 675 Following Not associated with the Federal Reserve. Financial Parody and sarcasm, control of the world’s liquidity. Not investment advice
John W. Rich (Wealthy.. @Cokedupoptions
213K Followers 2K Following Chairman of the Board at Yahoo! and AOL | Wealthiest man in the world on a divorce-adjusted basis | PARODY
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
1.7M Followers 2K Following Stocks/Options/Crypto/Market News +Tools. Not advice 🐳 who changed 🏛️. Get $50-$5000 to trade: https://t.co/wGf2ZdlXpw Discord: https://t.co/0xJ9e0ZYYG More: https://t.co/nsxZlPV0pC
John W. Rich Kid (Wen.. @JohnWRichKid
65K Followers 1K Following fries @wendys 🍟 memes @monad_xyz 💜 (parody)
Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman
107K Followers 515 Following Trading Floor Jokester • Memes • GIF King
Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth
269K Followers 625 Following President at Bone Fide Wealth • CNBC Advisor Council • Memelord • Posts ≠ Financial Advice • The Joint Account: https://t.co/CNtZzhgQMu
Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC
345K Followers 620 Following Master shape rotator (+0m followers on TikTok, never been acquired, not a parody)
litquidity @litcapital
360K Followers 981 Following founder @ litquidity capital // meme slinger, investor, advisor // newsletter @exec_sum // scout @baincapvc
Inverse Cramer (Not J.. @CramerTracker
294K Followers 104 Following Finance news, parody, & memes. Not affiliated w/ Jim Cramer. Track Congress stock trades (like Pelosi): https://t.co/ODEk5BJ4i8
Whole Mars Catalog (S.. @WholeMarsBlog
459K Followers 24K Following Covering tech, markets, AI, new energy, and autonomous electric vehicles 24/7
High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry
96K Followers 187 Following Levered Finance Memes & Satire. Parodying Finance. Instagram FinMeme Account. Sign up for my Credit and Buyside focused Newsletter ⬇️
TTI @TikTokInvestors
282K Followers 997 Following We curate funny, interesting, and cringy finance / biz content. We are not affiliated with TikTok. Posts belong to respective owners. Voted #1 hedge fund.
GURGAVIN @gurgavin
384K Followers 519 Following TECH FOCUSED INVESTOR & EVENT DRIVEN TRADER ( THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT I WILL NEVER REACH OUT FROM ANY OTHER ACCOUNT )
Sir Doge of the Coin .. @dogeofficialceo
274K Followers 524 Following Protector of Coin 🐶🪙 Self-proclaimed king of memes 👑🇮🇪
Humphrey O. Beese @Burgeroptions
3K Followers 783 Following Jolly and morbidly obese | McDonalds and Burger King’s biggest individual shareholder | UFO spare parts manufacturer | B&B Manager | Journalist | Parody
WOLF @WOLF_Financial
308K Followers 420 Following Combining Social Media and Investment Research to Build your Wealth | Goldman Sachs Analyst → CEO | 5000+ Hours of Spaces Hosted
Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin
24K Followers 999 Following I help startups/VCs go viral. Read about my adventures and strategies here: https://t.co/UWaWrsgQMk. Growing @producthunt, @jamdotdev, and more.
Gordon @AltcoinGordon
459K Followers 1K Following Buying altcoins low & selling them high since ‘17📈 Always looking for undervalued gems💎🚀 Follow @crypto_crib_ to always stay ahead of the market! 🤝
Monetization Coach @monetization_x
9K Followers 3K Following Helping content creators through the 𝕏 monetization minefield. 🫡
Out of Context Human .. @NoContextHumans
4.0M Followers 248 Following The ORIGINAL Out of Context Human Race page! Subscribe to us for $1!↗️ No Copyright intended - DM for credit/removal
Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
488K Followers 702 Following An independent media company specializing in the collection and publication of public opinion information since 2003. If it's in the news, it's in our polls.
Nancy Pelosi Stock Tr.. @PelosiTracker_
561K Followers 224 Following Highlighting Politicians' trades so we can invest alongside Goal: get them banned from trading Powered by @joinautopilot_
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Election Wizard @ElectionWiz
446K Followers 4K Following Populist news, election coverage, and wizardly takes.
InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022
125K Followers 150 Following 🗳️ Polling and Prediction Markets Aggregator 📊 Live, unbiased 2024 election forecasts: https://t.co/rDzcdHFUG2
Rich Baris The People.. @Peoples_Pundit
255K Followers 5K Following Director @BIGDATAPOLL and host of 'Inside the Numbers'. Opinions are my own. Data don't lie. People do. Love @LauraBaris and my kids.
Red Eagle Politics @RedEaglePatriot
63K Followers 747 Following Content Creator, Political Strategist, Zoomer, Conservative, National Populist, Orthodox Christian 🇦🇲☦️, #AmericaFirst 🇺🇸 #Trump2024 🍊
RNC Research @RNCResearch
556K Followers 47 Following Exposing the lies, hypocrisy, and failed far-left policies of Joe Biden and the Democrat Party. Managed by the Republican National Committee.
Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11
2.9M Followers 188K Following Founder & CEO: @TPUSA • Host: The Charlie Kirk Show • Click the link below to subscribe 🇺🇸
Quantus Polls and New.. @QPollsandnews
4K Followers 2K Following Election forecasting, economic, and political analysis. Two people run this account: Mike and Jason. “Don't vote! It just encourages the bastards.” -PJ O'Rourke
Donald J. Trump Posts.. @TrumpDailyPosts
463K Followers 12K Following Trump Posts From Truth Social & More So They Can Be Shared With Millions On X. Make Sure To Tap (🔔Notify+) So Tweets Cannot Be Suppressed. No Affiliation.
TX Elizabeth @ElizabetheBarr
4K Followers 2K Following 👥 Follow me for: 🚺 Celebrating Womanhood | 💜 Promoting Self-Confidence | 💬 Freedom of Speech and Freedom of America https://t.co/iDGHoE57om
Jim Pfaff @jimpfaff
40K Followers 7K Following President, The Conservative Caucus. @TCCaucus. https://t.co/HWf9IPIAgg. Married to @MyraKinser 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 2️⃣2️⃣ 🇧🇷🇮🇪
@Marcia M 𝕏 @MbsrlM
3K Followers 980 Following 𝕏 🇺🇸Galactic Goddess. Space explorer. Humanity Angel of 𝕏 on a Mission for Elon & Freedom of Speech 🎤
patriot storm 17 @patriotstorm17
17K Followers 2K Following #Spacehost, Researcher, freedom 1776 #Stormbreaker Media.
George Santos @MrSantosNY
129K Followers 3K Following Culture commentator at large| Former Congressman NY03|Former Capital Markets| Animal advocate 🐾|Trump2024 “The truth shall set you free”
🔴Faky 2♦️ @fakeNew72177103
1K Followers 703 Following aus Leipzig und ausgewandert ‼️👍🇺🇸seit 2020 wieder in Leipzig 🇨🇭🇩🇪🇵🇱 und philosophisch im Leben der Erkenntnis //Agent😎SPACE KRITIKER
SGT Esco @sgtesco
25K Followers 15K Following Husband, father, Toll booth NINJA, Navy Vet, Army Vet. Camerican (Canadian and American) https://t.co/ZZZDHkzeuX $DOGE #DOGE
Klaus Arminius @Klaus_Arminius
59K Followers 3K Following 25 | Pan-European | ☦️ | Husband | History Lover | Independent Reporter, Covering Stories The Media Hides | Follow and Turn Notifications 🔔 For More
Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru
2.3M Followers 1 Following Watcher Guru gives you unparalleled, unbiased coverage of all-things finance in real-time | Tweets Are Not Financial Advice
Evan @StockMKTNewz
422K Followers 386 Following Free Stock Market News that is FAST, ACCURATE, CONSISTENT, and RELIABLE | Not Just Stock News | Check out my Linktree ⬇️
Dividend Hero @HeroDividend
189K Followers 619 Following Dividend growth investor | Tweet about dividends + getting off the grid
Hunter (Let's hop on .. @huntercoldcalls
32K Followers 337 Following Cold Caller ☎️ Hustler🏃250 dials before you wake up ☀️Sending solid gold leads to my AE 💪 Let's hop on a quick 5 minute call 📅
Ali G @Ali_G_and_Doge
6K Followers 6K Following Booyakasha! ...... Props to all my #FinTwit peeps ✊🏽 .......... (personal opinion - not advice - parody)
Charlie Light @charliewrich
10K Followers 1K Following Turned the @cokedupoptions meme account into a $40k/month content agency and sold it. Creator of @huntercoldcalls Hire me: https://t.co/mY5twnYGf1
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
2.3M Followers 692 Following Tomorrow's News Today: https://t.co/SyCUJ97GDw | Please support our sponsors: https://t.co/CA0C06rhXQ & https://t.co/CJxSZou17F
James Woods @RealJamesWoods
3.9M Followers 5K Following
Rivelino @alpharivelino
218K Followers 358 Following "The green line test was originally created by Twitter user Rivelino in May 2020." –Daily Mail UK
Fats posting Ls @FatsPostingLs
275K Followers 30 Following DMs open for submissions (bit behind on submissions but I’ll get to you)
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.3M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.3M Followers 209 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!Redraw those maps. I honestly didn’t see this happening.
5th Circuit strikes down Louisiana's new Black majority congressional district as unconstitutional racial gerrymander
5th Circuit strikes down Louisiana's new Black majority congressional district as unconstitutional racial gerrymander
A thought for Mathis, 15 years old, was attacked several times with a knife in chest and back in Chateauroux, France, by an Afghan "asylum seeker". Rest in peace Mathis.
Starbucks $SBUX is down 10% in after hours following its earnings
Here are exactly how your posts are ranked Found this in the algorithm code this morning Likes, replies, and RTs all have the same algo bonus (+1 by default) Profile clicks are potentially worth up to 10,000x more powerful than likes (depending on who's clicking) Getting…
Habeck bei Lanz: "Wenn ein Auto 15.000 Euro kostet und es kostet dann auf einmal 20.000 Euro, dann ist es ein viertel Prozent, also 25 Prozent teurer." Wie kann man für die deutsche Volkswirtschaft verantwortlich sein, wenn man einfachste Rechenarten nicht beherrscht?
@charliekirk11 My update only includes this umbrella ☂️
New Pride Flag drop! Updates include the umbrella, which represents sex workers and is also in place to represent those activists who were or still are sex workers. The purple circle is surrounded by two yellow circles representing the intersex community. It wraps around the…
Ist das krank. Wenn du nicht einmal bei einem Elfmeter gegen Real Madrid dein Handy in der Tasche lassen kannst, bleib zu Hause alter.#FCBRMA
🚫 @elonmusk is no longer following @greg16676935420
Few things make me as angry as Janet Yellens economic takes.
Yellen: people generally are better off despite price increases
@IAPolls2022 They left the crosstabs blank LMAOOO
@legitbrittFLA @IAPolls2022 They also show weighted and unweighted frequency, but didn't tell us the weighted results. What a clown show
Deutschland bräuchte erstmal fünf bis zehn Jahre lang Rechtsruck, bevor es wieder in der Mitte ankäme.
Wer solche Plakate aufhängt, fördert Parallelgesellschaften.
Shout-out an meine Follower beim Verfassungsschutz!
@LiberalMut Ist Islamophobie jetzt Antifaschismus?
„Rechtsextremistische Gruppe“ Sagt die wirklich so.
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„Rechtsextremistische Gruppe“ Sagt die wirklich so.
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