Johnny HC @johnnyhc
Flippant and irreverant, sometimes not. Sweary - so fucking what? Citizen of the World. Ex-Kiwi. Responsible not responsible. Joined January 2009-
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Could have been any one of us.
Well this wasn’t here yesterday! #redhill
What say you @DaveWallsworth ?
What say you @DaveWallsworth ?
Great piece (again) @matthewsyed however I also suspect little will be done other than a resignation or two, plus some insipid ‘national debate’ that will deliver nothing. thetimes.co.uk/article/d41b1d…
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I'm so glad that as part of a recent restructure in Kent we re-invested in our court coverage. We are now at magistrates' and both Crown Courts - unearthing important and interesting stories every day. Here are some recent examples. kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news/t…
As career moves go? This is an obvious one.
I’m not quite sure what to make of the ambulance strike tomorrow. Mainly because it’s the anniversary of my young nephew’s death, who died waiting for an ambulance promised in 7 minutes due to respiratory arrest but arriving in 40. RIP Felix.
This dogmatic positioning is part of the problem. The NHS front line is seen as ‘free at no cost’ rather than ‘free at the point of use’ by far too many users: both political sides need to at least consider options to break the cycle.
This dogmatic positioning is part of the problem. The NHS front line is seen as ‘free at no cost’ rather than ‘free at the point of use’ by far too many users: both political sides need to at least consider options to break the cycle.
All this nonsense has come about in the last 13 years,,,just saying.
All this nonsense has come about in the last 13 years,,,just saying.
Corbyn is completely disassociated from reality.
Corbyn is completely disassociated from reality.
Nicola Sturgeon pushing her narrative too far?
Sign this. Scamming lawyers - soon to be redundant thanks to ChatGPT - ripping off @ROLEX and trying to ruin @oysterandpop. Entitled rich brands stretching reality.
Sign this. Scamming lawyers - soon to be redundant thanks to ChatGPT - ripping off @ROLEX and trying to ruin @oysterandpop. Entitled rich brands stretching reality.
Poor @oysterandpop - @ROLEX lawyers making fees for themselves on clearly spurious grounds. Few associate ‘oyster’ with them. Stand firm. These letters sound punchy but are hot air. Hope @ROLEX get as much negative publicity as they deserve from this. Demand they prove it.
Dear @BritishGasHelp how is it possible to solve a billing problem if you keep me on hold for two hours and then hang up as soon as I explain the issue? Third day in a row that I am attempting to speak to you.
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If anyone in #reigate is missing a male black lab from Priory Park today it is safe with friends. Please let us know so we can reunite it with its owners #reigate #missingdog #blacklab #priorypark
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