Josh Darnell @josh_the_coder
👋 New Contributor // Husband // Dad // Musician // .NET Developer // SQL Server enthusiast joshthecoder.com Joined April 2019-
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This is a really cool idea.
Today in SQL Server things that have been hilariously broken for 16 years: If you 'force' a plan (using any method, including Plan Guides, Query Store, and Automatic Plan Correction) the resulting plan will have its query_hash overwitten by the query_plan_hash. In other words,…
Anyone who works in tech should read this new post from @erikdarlingdata about LLMs: erikdarling.com/everyone-knows…
My YouTube channel is just 100 subscribers away from the 5000 mark. If you’re into SQL Server performance tuning, check it out. youtube.com/@erikdarlingda…
an interesting bug report from @SQL_Kiwi - feedback.azure.com/d365community/…
@Dave_DotNet Clean Arquitecture is like communism: it always fails because “you’re not doing it right”
Blog post: Async stats update causing blocking straightforwardsql.com/posts/async-st…
A short new post: forrestmcdaniel.com/2024/06/12/sol…
til: you can hold down ctrl in task manager to pause updating
five years(!) and several feedback platforms ago, my friend @josh_the_coder submitted this issue, which finally got a comment: Explain why indexes were skipped feedback.azure.com/d365community/…
SSMS Right Click To Open Execution Plans In A New Tab: feedback.azure.com/d365community/… @erinstellato - if you're still looking for feedback items.
New post about an ugly bug: SQL Server Online Index Rebuild Happens Offline Without Warning: littlekendra.com/2024/02/07/sql…
📬 bit Obscene Episode 1: What Developers Need To Know About Transactions: ift.tt/9aBTblN 📬
when box-product sql server features aren't available in azure paas offerings i get worried that they're full of issues that aren't public, that microsoft doesn't want to have to support, like: feedback.azure.com/d365community/…
SSMS friends, question for you (I know you love these ;) What do ya'll find difficult about using SSMS with Azure SQL DB or MI? p.s. I hope folks know that I ask questions b/c I care, I want to know the answer, and I use the info to drive decisions about SSMS. Thanks!
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