Kate Loveless @katemloveless
http://t.co/3YQkL4U4 Joined December 2010-
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I love to travel, but nothing beats coming back home and sleeping* in your own bed** *shitting **toilet
Fun game to play with your partner: finish Wordle before them, then find creative ways to force the word into morning conversation.
We stan a school that welcomes every type of parent.
Pls help have I been transported back in time or is #RockinEve Y2K themed?
Ohh no you don’t. I’ve fallen for this before.
When you only have a minute but you still gotta go.
Me: “Phish is so comforting to listen to, it’s like Raffi that’s socially acceptable for adults to listen to.” Boyfriend: “Phish is not socially acceptable for adults to listen to.”
What’s really wild (aside from Yahoo New’s syntax) is the way I was not at all surprised to read that LA cops suited up in protective gear to shoot a dead man.
Dodgin Girl Scout Cookie stands like former one night stands
I’d never bad mouth my significant other to my friends. But they do know some fucked up shit about my “roommate.”
If you a) love sitcoms but always wonder what The Wife's deal is, b) love crime shows but wish they were funnier, or c) want to see something I worked on, then this one's gonna be for you.
If you a) love sitcoms but always wonder what The Wife's deal is, b) love crime shows but wish they were funnier, or c) want to see something I worked on, then this one's gonna be for you.
#NotMyPresident folks all over the dang country looking up the socialist history of "This Land Is Your Land."
Every comic I know is quaking in their boots watching Emcee Amy Klobuchar absolutely slay this inauguration
Why does it look like Adam Rippon dressed Dr. Jill Biden?
When I heard Trump supporters stormed the capitol, I imagined we’d see some braided beards in attendance. I did not imagine we’d see the guy from every music festival who asks if you want to get up on his shoulders.
Me: Today is the shortest day of the year! My 30-year old sister, quietly to herself: I thought they were all 24 hours..
My dog still considers this Lenny Kravitz fashion moment a touchstone in recent cultural history
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Thread on the beauty of wildlife 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody
The biggest story here is that X can actually be a nice place! Who’d have thought it? 🥰
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We see the same effect here on France’s President Hollande and Japan’s Emperor Akihito. Hollande's trousers are too slim for his jacket. As a result, he looks like an egg on sticks. Compare his silhouette to Akihito, where the jacket and pants flow and form a harmonious whole.
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Why people don’t like Claire 🧵
@girlflopping I do not understand why she got so much hate I loved them 2gether
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Waiter : and for the lady perhaps a salad? My girl:
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The older I get, the more I understand him
It's the Bezos business model: Steal market share by undercutting competitors, subsidize losses w continuous infusions of investor cash, and when you control enough market share raise prices to become "profitable" w a rising stock price that generates new billions for investors.
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