Key West @keywester34
here to save myself from all the bullshit with your humor favstar.fm/users/keyweste… pennsyltucky Joined April 2009-
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Walking all the way down stairs and the washer is still in spin cycle. Yeah that.
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Laughter is free and quickly replenished. Don't hoard it. Use it.
You are entitled to your opinion. I don't understand it because you are wrong.
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I asked the new Magic 8 Ball a question and it said, “Stop shaking me and Google that!”
Was just under the carport demonstrating to the dog how to pee and not get wet. Lifted my leg and everything and he still didn't get it.
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So a guy walks into a bar. A second guy walks into a bar. A third guy not on a cell phone sees the bar and walks around it.
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@Filthycreatures @jstcallmefrank @mr_jmm If you follow them you will be completely confused until you read Frank's blogs. #MPD
#FF @JstCallMeFrank & @mr_jmm If you take the time to read the blogs, you will understand.
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@Sparkpit I hope something does. Everybody deserves happiness :)
I have a quandry and I also have a problem that I'm not sure how to solve.
Received an email that my credit card statement was available. Thank you Chase for ruining my otherwise pleasant day.
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