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Everything seems existentially bad right now but no worries if not
I just realized when Hootie and the Blowfish say "you wonder why I'm such a baby 'cause the dolphins make me cry" he's talking about the FOOTBALL TEAM and not just looking at dolphins playing and being overwhelmed????? Wtf????
Continuing my celeb sighting streak: ate dinner next to marty landau.
Attempting to make strawberry white flesh nectarine fro yo ... We'll see
oh crap! i was trying to win a united airlines trivia thing. 25% is the answer, but i forgot to direct reply! DRAT!
Fancy dinner begins in bar w/ one dress shoe and one flipflop. Oops
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I just realized when Hootie and the Blowfish say "you wonder why I'm such a baby 'cause the dolphins make me cry" he's talking about the FOOTBALL TEAM and not just looking at dolphins playing and being overwhelmed????? Wtf????
I’m skeptical of people who hang on every inflammatory word of 19-year-old college students but are indifferent to members of Congress calling on people to run over protestors with cars or use nuclear weapons on civilians. There is a revealing inconsistency and imbalance here.
"What happened to Jason Bateman" and it's literally just him watching a basketball game with fantastic hair.
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she’s so skinny and scared and shaking but she’s responding to her name and no huge visible injury I am in SHOCK
her pain meds have kicked in and my adrenaline is wearing off and I’m realizing probably neither of us have slept in a week so we’re going to go cuddle up for the rest of eternity
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I’m still mad they taught us that Rosa Parks was some random lady who just happened to be on the bus.
What are some bars that close before 10pm on week nights? Compiling a list of first date spots that make it easier to end the date lol
Accidentally reversed into a fancy car parked outside my house. Was putting my phone number on a note under the windscreen wiper when I spotted a Daily Mail on the passenger seat. Checked wife wasn't looking and put note back in my pocket. She still wonders why owner never called