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Merry Fishmas Eve from Mono County!! 🎅 The regular Mono County Fishing Season starts tomorrow!
Maybe it's just me, but I didn't see Bagwell hanging around the team in 2013.
BTW, Luke Little was a 4th round draft pick in 2020. The Astros passed on him for Alex Santos and Tyler Brown. He throws 105.
Luke Little vs Yordan Alvarez is must watch TV.
Luke Little vs Yordan Alvarez is must watch TV.
Gary Pettis would never.
Man I wonder what that looks like.
Man I wonder what that looks like.
This is technically known as the Gallegos keyboard.
This is technically known as the Gallegos keyboard.
It might be fun to compare MLB stadium prices to California fast food prices.
It might be fun to compare MLB stadium prices to California fast food prices.
These are not serious people.
These are not serious people.
Jose Abreu is 37, btw.
Somebody was just telling us about the freedom he has in SF. youtu.be/R96S2jPIqwQ?si…
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@klkdave Causeway looks beautiful this time of year
Merry Fishmas Eve from Mono County!! 🎅 The regular Mono County Fishing Season starts tomorrow!
If I had it my way, Michael Penix would’ve been taken first overall by the supply chain crisis, and he’d be throwing tarps lefty all over the lower 48, but NOOO that ungrATefuL fanbase got him instead. Anywho yall ready to go truckin? 📍Vienna, IL
@klkdave The one thing that we hope dana brown excels at is player development and drafting
@ryanbokros @klkdave This reminds me of those Facebook math equations people would put up and say "95% of people get this wrong" and it's people going ape shit in the comments. 🤣
@klkdave @LeftyTravis Lol this conversation is insane
@LeftyTravis A team is ten games under .500 if they can win their next ten games and be .500. It's not a hypothetical summary of where they would be if they'd won five games in the past; it's an illustration of what they'd need to do to get to .500.
I’ve recommended the “Stats Navigator” Chrome Extension before, but I find it so handy that I’m mentioning it again. It creates a dropdown so you can jump between a player’s page on Baseball-Reference, Baseball Savant, FanGraphs, and Baseball Prospectus. chromewebstore.google.com/detail/stats-n…
@klkdave @ClownWorld_ @Cobos Yeah I remember there being some kind of rule that allowed it. I just couldn’t remember exactly what it was. Probably a lot of people don’t realize you can do that which helps save a lot of money.
@klkdave @ClownWorld_ $30 Canadian converts to $22 USD. Still outrageous any way you look at it.
Been a few weeks but still got it… #TherapySessions🛹
Took a vacation day today because I was not feeling that well. Went to urgent care, got a shot, some meds & feel a ton better already. Nice peaceful day.
If the Astros are looking for a different 37 year old who can make contact with 100mph and catch pop flies I know a guy 😮💨😮💨 youtu.be/U50nnDgbrwk?si…
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