dave @klkdave

Astros. 2 x #MMMSP Champion (retired) #SIUEFA Friend of Kosmo the dog My boss agrees with everything I say. Texas, USA Joined January 2012

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dave @klkdave

8 hours ago

If Detroit fires Hinch the Astros have the chance to do the funniest thing.

Casey @cbrownie_45

8 hours ago

If Detroit fires Hinch the Astros have the chance to do the funniest thing.

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Klara @klara_sjo

2 days ago

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dave @klkdave

9 hours ago

Police exist to stop the formation of vigilance committees. If the police fail, welp...

Feni𝕏 Ammunition @FenixAmmunition

9 hours ago

Police exist to stop the formation of vigilance committees. If the police fail, welp...

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Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart

9 hours ago

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dave @klkdave

9 hours ago

There were actually people who seriously suggested that Dylan Crews should be drafted ahead of Paul Skenes. Crews OPS+: 83 Skenes ERA+: 211

Ben Verlander @BenVerlander

9 hours ago

There were actually people who seriously suggested that Dylan Crews should be drafted ahead of Paul Skenes. Crews OPS+: 83 Skenes ERA+: 211

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dave @klkdave

9 hours ago

28 months is rushing Garcia back according to this mental door stop.

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dave @klkdave

9 hours ago

I sincerely wonder if Correa is regretting his decision to waive his no trade clause at this point.

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The UN stopped being useful 40 years ago. It lost its credibility entirely 30 years ago. The UN should be told the same thing bar patrons are at 2AM - "You ain't gotta go home but you can't stay here."

Noah Pollak @NoahPollak

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dave @klkdave

9 hours ago

2026 Astros season begins with an IL announcement.

Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart

9 hours ago

2026 Astros season begins with an IL announcement. https://t.co/K3Qqujtgj8

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Matt Kawahara @matthewkawahara

9 hours ago

Luis Garcia will have surgery and miss the 2026 season, Joe Espada said.

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dave @klkdave

10 hours ago

Diesel's last start of the season. Bet it's a good one.

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dave @klkdave

11 hours ago

FYI, they're talking about a bolt action rifle adopted by the German army in 1935. It holds 5 rounds total and has no optics, just iron sights. They want you defenseless like the British who now have arrested tens of thousands for "offensive" social media posts.

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dave @klkdave

21 hours ago

I guess it's just pure coincidence that the Astros have been listless since Espada became manager. I'm sure it's just happenstance.

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Klara @klara_sjo

a day ago

"Shoot at the server room during evacuation."

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dave @klkdave

2 days ago

Alex Bregman will have his team down to 1 challenge by the end of the 1st inning in every game.

FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX

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Alex Bregman will have his team down to 1 challenge by the end of the 1st inning in every game.

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FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX

2 days ago

The Automated Ball-Strike Challenge System is coming to MLB in 2026. Each team will get two challenges and can keep them if they're successful. Challenges will only be able to be initiated by a pitcher, catcher, or batter immediately following a pitch.