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All right, let’s do this. Police are America’s largest organized criminal enterprise megathread.
Begging some of you to imagine how you'd feel about this exact sequence of events if the president was the other guy.
A Palestinian student at Columbia was arbitrarily suspended along with many other arbitrary suspensions today. Columbia is racially profiling students who have no involvement with the ongoing protests and suspending them with no due process.
*metallica voice* Exit mourns / Enter horns / Pick up man / We're off to join a ska band
This is so funny
smoking a cigarette with a whole apple in it
Why I'm resigning from The Intercept kenklippenstein.com/p/why-im-resig…
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had the shocking realization that dreamworks face is just the face that white guys make when they're dancing to david bowie
Elton John is canonically Satan in the DC universe
you don't say
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man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
78K Followers 1K Following Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer
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man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
78K Followers 1K Following Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt uga.. @Ugarles
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Dan @dankgdl
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Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen
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Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
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Legendary demi-hottie.. @karengeier
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i bore witness to some of the most violent attacks against protestors i've ever seen. mind you these are full grown adults jumping college kids, beating and macing them. the police arrived and let them continue macing and beating everyone for another 1.5 hours. insanity.
Here’s another angle of this small Pro-Israeli mob jumping this student.
We revere the protests of the past, but we tsk-tsk the ones of the present. Our country was founded in civil disobedience. No intimidation, no antisemitism, no violence is ever OK. But civil disobedience helps perfect us. Be curious about what young people are trying to say.
like I think Kendrick actually made a mistake with one of his bullet points cause I think he handed drake an angle by accident. but who am i supposed to talk to about that? just any old body on here with an account?
Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
@atrupar Genuine question: when *am I* allowed to withhold my vote, if ever, from Democrats? If the answer is never, because they’re one iota better on any random issue, then my engagement in politics ceases to exist because they hold my vote hostage since they don’t fear losing it.
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All right, let’s do this. Police are America’s largest organized criminal enterprise megathread.
⚠️ SCAM WARNING ⚠️ If someone tells you that their name is Nobody, DON'T BELIEVE THEM. They are trying to trick you so they can blind you and steal your sheep at night. Stay safe out there and keep your eye open, everyone x
"biden isn't in charge of the local police departments" true. he is, however, one of the few political figures in american life who can say anything about cops without a local police department credibly threatening his entire family to no consequence
Beware of capitulation to evil masquerading as maturity. There’s a lot of that going around right now
Beware of nihilism masquerading as leftism. There's a lot of that going around right now.
This has to be the darkest day I’ve ever experienced as an academic. Universities ordering physical violence against the students to whom we’ve been entrusted to educate. Again and again. It goes against everything I believe in. I feel disgusted by my vocation.
This is my 15th year as a college professor. I’m not naive to or surprised by any of its agendas or devices yet, thanks to the “leadership” of my university, this has been the most repulsive and devastating two weeks of my entire career. I won’t recover. Neither will they.
This has to be the darkest day I’ve ever experienced as an academic. Universities ordering physical violence against the students to whom we’ve been entrusted to educate. Again and again. It goes against everything I believe in. I feel disgusted by my vocation.
“forty five thousand dead, you're arresting kids instead" is an extremely effective new chant
Not much funny about the current moment, but universities updating their "celebrate our history of righteous protest!" micro-sites with "THE CAMPUS IS CLOSED" banners has been very funny.
Disclaimer: This is an extremely naval gazey, Ivy League-obsessed media person tweet. Read at your peril. With that out of the way: Kind of curious how the Gaza protests might change college admissions going forward. Are administrations going to start docking would-be activists?
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
The Atlantic has a list of "discouraged words and loathsome cliches" and I can always tell my writing isn't going well when I find myself continually checking it.
Columbia University literally sells these bike locks and chains to students this is the evidence the NYPD is using to claim that the Columbia protesters were not students
the NYPD, aided by cable news media, is trying to further push the “outside agitator” narrative at Columbia the evidence? a common bike lock and chain “this is not what students bring to school. this is what professionals bring to campuses and universities.”
I, too, found college students attractive in an earlier era but no longer find myself attracted to them.
@lotus__point Idk I can imagine getting wrapped up in some demonstrating that felt romantic, even sexy potentially…unfortunately the era has sort of passed for dignified display, moods all wrong and the students don’t look attractive I know everyone hates to hear it
The police will attack you if you protest for Palestine. They’ll attack you for doing mutual aid. They’ll attack you for going on strike. They’ll attack you for demanding affordable housing. They’ll attack you for demanding peace. A better world requires abolition.
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