Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

Big. Heavy. Wood. As a former child actor, that has not worked in TV since '91, I am no longer better than bad. @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 log.freeshell.org/book/ en-US Joined April 2010

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Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams

2 years ago

Pee-wee Herman not only taught kids that it was okay to be weird but that normal people were deeply boring

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

You may not be paying $8 to be here, but how much *time* are you donating to this site?

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

He's really more of a Mr. Noodle than an Elmo, isn't he?

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Dean Burnett (@garwboy everywhere else too) @garwboy

2 years ago

So many people lining up to see the new Margot Robbie movie. Which is fair enough. After all, summertime is... [Lowers shades] Barbie queue season [Flees]

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

If you think about it, any omniscient being would act pissy and jealous, because they know how every dog feels about their favorite human, and how every human feels about their favorite imaginary friend. "Why can't *I* have that?!" [Smites randomly.]

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Thinkwert @Thinkwert

2 years ago

this is where I tweet from

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

I might be a few months late to have any active followers, but what the heck. Anybody that's still listening, send me money. Do it the Twitter way. Just flush $8 down the toilet, and I'll roll on down into the sewers with a rake.

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Juiblex @LordJuiblex

2 years ago

@cindyhughes68 @TakeThatDarwin @kee957201830481 @Blackarrow1987 Aliens are obviously directing evolution because they want new entertainment. That's why we have so much time and energy invested in tv and movies. Immortal aliens create entire civilizations to generate content for their amusement. Do you think BREAKING BAD just happened? No!

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Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal

2 years ago

The password game is out now! Good luck 👹 > neal.fun/password-game/

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

All these people fighting for a $20 minimum wage could be fighting to cap the capital share of business revenues at 10%.

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Amy @20th_Centurygal

2 years ago

Haha...This is so stupid I can't stop laughing...🤣🤘

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

So I noticed that Twitter has discovered a new way to jam algorithmic content up our assholes, since switching from "for you" to "following" mostly stops them from shoving it down our throats.

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

Don't believe the platform buyer. It is not what is said, but who is saying it, that determines what is considered offensive. If you are a low-powered demographic, you will be banned. If you are an idiot fascist, and pay for access, you can be as abusive as you please.

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

We all must know now that, deep down, staying here means we are sick, terrible, and depraved people. And also that those who paid for their checkmarks are the worst of us. We are worms writhing in the mud, awaiting our turn for the hook. Maybe it's time to be horny on main.

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seepy @YoRHaw

2 years ago

*boots up katamari* King of the Universe: ahh my stupid ass son. Get your gay ass on earth and roll shit up for 20 minutes. OK. I hate you *the best song ever produced for a video game starts to play*

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Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo

2 years ago

I can make a protein stick that smells like trimethylamine, but it will bear about as much resemblance to fish as Hericium, Pleurotus, or Laetiporus. Not *too* far off, but not very fishy, either.