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gassy, sassy, and a tiny bit classy @lostboy_Nevrlnd

(She/her) My teeth and ambitions are bared.. Joined March 2016
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gassy, sassy, and a tiny bit classy @lostboy_Nevrlnd

a year ago

Airlines are silly. If I have to exit the plane in an emergency, I’m absolutely taking my stuff with me! I have everything you need for survival in my backpack. The amount of snacks and Advil are unparalleled 🤷🏼‍♀️

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gassy, sassy, and a tiny bit classy @lostboy_Nevrlnd

a year ago

Anytime I have to call, my initial position determines my mood for the rest of the day 😂😂😂

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

a year ago

Anytime I have to call, my initial position determines my mood for the rest of the day 😂😂😂

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JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

a year ago

you: any exciting new years eve plans? me: yep! me plans:

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JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

a year ago

Gandalf got run over by a Balrog Walking through the mines of Moria You can say there's no such Bane of Durin's But as for me and Gimli, we believe

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michael @FilledwithUrine

2 years ago

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m really busy watching this 45 minute video of someone deep cleaning an old rug

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Serial @serial

2 years ago

Sarah was at the courthouse when Adnan was released, a new episode is coming tomorrow morning. nyti.ms/3QVJwGG

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shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard

2 years ago

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Nina Turner @ninaturner

2 years ago

Canceling $10,000 in student debt when the average white borrower is $12,000 in debt, while Black women hold on average over $52,000 isn’t just unacceptable, it’s structural racism.

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Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington

2 years ago

[through tears] you have no idea how sweaty i can become

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Raichu @raichu

2 years ago

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

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the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch

2 years ago

it should be socially acceptable to say “I’m retiring for the evening” at noon

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transcending @somethinglovely

2 years ago

😔🥱

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Matt Hemley @MattHemley

2 years ago

Sorry but if you tell me you don’t get musicals because “people don’t break out into song in real life” then you’re hanging out with the wrong people

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ret @rad_milk

2 years ago

when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i’m on my “don’t mind if i do” type shit

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the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch

2 years ago

if I text you “🧈” it means “I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread”

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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka

2 years ago

OK hear me out. A replacement for Car Talk but it's a couple of ladies talking about their gardens and cackling and taking not-necessarily-gardening-related advice questions. Cmon this would be a hoot. @NPR let's do this.

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the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch

2 years ago

my ancestors survived plagues, famine, and wars just for me to get overwhelmed when I go to the grocery store

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Anna @AnnaLovesVoting

2 years ago

Given that women’s right to enter into contracts was also not clearly established at the founding, I shall no longer be paying my student loans

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abby @abbyluschei

2 years ago

Why can’t billionaires do something useful like get One Direction back together

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the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch

2 years ago

the creators of the prince of egypt woke up one morning like “you know what? I think I’ll make the most beautiful animation, the best songs, and most importantly the hottest characters imaginable”

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