Machokemepls @machokemepls
Joined August 2018-
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Have to laugh that in some instances, some things never change for people. Expecting growth and composure is too much for some, I guess
I did a dramatic reading of his a couple of years back. It did NOT go over well.
Why have like the past 48 hours been the most random and not-great days that I've had in a very long time? I am just too puzzled and at a loss here
No real new updates. Special summer plans went as scheduled. Great exciting new things happening for my peeps. I need to catch up on my reading. Work is fine, "free time" is cool when I get it
Don't stand between me and my Snapple. It would not be pretty.
That new Steve Carell movie looks amazing, but I'm not ready to be shaken to my emotional core with its contents just yet
Forgot to get a birthday card for the mom. Grocery store a-go-go
Growing up is realizing that you didn't just see a ghost out of the corner of your eye and it's just early-onset glaucoma
Two-thirds of the way through re-reading the chamber of secrets, first time since school days! At this rate I may finish them all by Xmas :)
We need a word, or name for when you wake up really quickly from a dream, and what you dreamed instantly makes you depressed. Like a pseudo-sad nightmare
Simply don't know WHAT I'd do without my Pirin tablets...
In other news, we are letting little things like our haircut being too short get to us. It's what will take the blame for everything going wrong around here
... on the other side of the coin, enjoyed my night hearing some wonderful peeps and besties alike
Ugh, ordering things online is so stressful! Needlessly complicated.... but a necessary evil, I guess lol
"They were OFF!" #showquotes #curtainspeech
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