Mark Stephens @markdstephens

Maybe I should read the instructions. instagram.com/mark.d.stephen… Sonoran Desert, AZ Joined January 2009

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Mark Stephens @markdstephens

a year ago

Went to a Catholic wedding this weekend. Now I understand why they drink so much.

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KCO in WYO @kcowyo

2 years ago

Maybe we should have just let them eat the Tide pods.

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Mark Stephens @markdstephens

2 years ago

Me and ChatGPT have a thing now

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Mark Stephens @markdstephens

2 years ago

16 yo: it was raining earlier Me: you didn’t call me crying? 16 yo: No No no no NOOOOOOOO Me: 16 yo: I turned on the windshield wipers #daddysgirl #daughter #fatherhood

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Mark Stephens @markdstephens

2 years ago

All I want for Thanksgiving is insane hot wings with Dermot Kennedy songs

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Mark Stephens @markdstephens

2 years ago

This is a thing in Italy. I brought home two bags for my daughters and they were amazed. #bbq #doritos

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

2 years ago

You put this man on the Titanic and I guarantee you two things: 1) iceberg avoided; 2) love found.

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Mark Stephens @markdstephens

2 years ago

You're It's you're Geesh. Urine. You're in trouble FFS :-) #englishmajor

Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop

2 years ago

You're It's you're Geesh. Urine. You're in trouble FFS :-) #englishmajor

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Most of the time it feels like my daughters will never understand how much I love them. And it feels like I’ve only failed at all things that might be meaningful to them. At least that’s how I feel, but who knows? I hope I’m wrong. Parenthood goes fast Goddam it’s fast.