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The Best Man Show is a best man speech that devolves into an existential crisis, and as the audience you're the wedding reception!!!!! It's a dark and funny solo show with lots of audience interaction. 9:55pm every day at the Zoo Playground! #quickflyer #edfringe
Tim Platt (@TimothyPlatt) performs “Friendzoned In The Endzone” in Battle Of The Instant Songwriters! #FallonTonight
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DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET!?!?!?!?!?!? nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/mark-pl…
DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET!?!?!?!?!?!? nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/mark-pl…
✨Mark Pleases You ✨ is coming to the New York Comedy Festival!!! nov 12, 5pm at @caveatnyc i’m bringing my best work to my fav theater for a cute early sunday show and it’s going to be a BARNBURNER y’all!!! come party y’all!!! nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/mark-pl…
TONiGHT! 8:30PM! i'll be at the @HudsonTheatres pleasin' people come have a blast i dare u hitfest.stagey.net/projects/10144
Los Angeles! MARK PLEASES YOU is back for one night only at the Hudson Theater backstage!!! September 18th at 8:30pm code PLEASE gets you 50% off hitfest.stagey.net/projects/10144
me: *listens to podcast for 2 seconds* spotify: CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR ENTIRE HOMEPAGE, NOTIFICATIONS, AND SUGGESTIONS IS THAT PODCAST FOR THE REST OF TIME.
Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 'seamlessly balances the absurd with the profound' ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @edfringe @cocopauroso @stamptown_ photo by Jill Petracek tinyurl.com/3j6vct9u
2 more performance to see my show Stay Big & Go Get ‘Em at @edfringe. You would understand this tweet very deeply if you’d seen it already! 📍@Justthetonic Mash House 🕰️ 21:55 Info/tix: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/stay-… #edfringe #FillYerBoots
2 more performance to see my show Stay Big & Go Get ‘Em at @edfringe. You would understand this tweet very deeply if you’d seen it already! 📍@Justthetonic Mash House 🕰️ 21:55 Info/tix: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/stay-… #edfringe #FillYerBoots
#Review: Mark Pleases You @Cvenues ★★★★★ @markvigeant "is cheerfully hilarious, his excitement is infectious, making for a delightful experience" @edfringe #theatre #fringetheatre #edfringe #edfringe23 buff.ly/3EbpkfR
WHAT THE HECK!!!! 5 stars!!!!!
ONLY 5 MORE CHANCES TO SEE MARK PLEASES YOU IN EDINBURGH a high energy, super silly, deeply personal exploration of people pleasing! come watch me strip bare emotionally and also literally #edfringe #efdringe23 #fillyerboots
oh my gosh the one time i had a huge tech malfunction at my show and had to improvise like a kook at #edfringe was the ONE day i had an important reviewer in the crowd HAHAHAHA. *extremely Scottish voice*: THA'S FRINGE!
pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 724 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff
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16 Followers 51 Following Nexus is a new Musicals Festival created by the MA Musical Theatre students at Goldsmiths University of London Ticket available now!! 👇👇👇Teresa Martinez @TeresaMart33057
118 Followers 3K FollowingTuneabomber Musical @.. @theTUNEabomber
45 Followers 133 Following A musical comedy about the Unabomber coming to Edinburgh Fringe 📆Aug 21 - 27, at 16:55 @cvenues ! Buy tickets below. 💣Xavier McGettigan �.. @X_McGettigan
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97 Followers 201 Following Sold Out NYC Solo Show hit by award-winning actor/comic Grant Lancaster Gilded Balloon - Patter Hoose: Aug 2-27 22:20 during EdFringe’23John Franklin @_johnfranklin_
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249 Followers 524 Following We create spaces for people oppressed by intersectional identity limitations to be seen in the depth and beauty of their humanity 💜 EdFringe C Venues 2023MarthaBarnette @MarthaBarnette
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124 Followers 233 Following CALIFORNIA COMEDY WRESTLING. Tickets On Sale NOW: https://t.co/dk6EUzJRSH…C ARTS | C venues @Cvenues
8K Followers 2K Following The home of international independent arts at the Edinburgh Fringe and online, showcasing creativity, celebrating diversityXavier Wolf @BlueWolfXavier
55 Followers 845 Following I'm a dude who likes bill wurtz a lot, and music in general! my name is Xavier. Oh, and also I'm the official small good wolf. 18yo!! (nsfw sometimes!!)pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 724 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff
22K Followers 5K Following Webby Award-winning Actor/Comedian/Podcaster • Mr. Rapp in @MeanGirls • @DeadEyespodcast 💀👁👁 • @TinyDinosPod 🦕 • @GLucasTalkShow • @RAAAATSCRAPSJames III @ruleof3inc
10K Followers 3K Following film/tv writer @blackmenpodcast, @clubastronomy, #latefees @ruleof3comics. actor seen on 1 season of several netflix shows.Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez
12K Followers 2K Following Comedian, writer on @datinggameabc, host of @betches_sup pod, @waitwait contributor, creator of: @flexxmag & @dafcomedyfest https://t.co/h0v9b9xzI3Jon Bershad @JonBershad
7K Followers 1K Following Handsome man with many friends. Writer at various places. Previously, animator at @tooningout.Tim Platt @TimothyPlatt
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10K Followers 2K Followinggianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
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9K Followers 934 Following booker: @exactlyright, @GLucasTalkShow, ASSSSCAT. casting: unlimited squirrels. formerly: @Marvel @gethardshow, @untitledimprov. cute af. opinions mine.Joe Rumrill @2tonbug
10K Followers 1K Following I’m that guy from no things / comedy writer and performerFrank Garcia-Hejl @frankgarciahejl
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304 Followers 367 Following A new free indie magazine mixing teen mags of the early 00s with all your favourite comedians at the fringe! Submission link below! fringebeat(at)gmail(dotcom)Lane Kwederis @lanekwederis
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2K Followers 2K Following tech policy reporter @fedscoop, previously @voxdotcom | reporting + other words in @techreview @IEEESpectrum @fastcompany @nysfocus | sometimes at @GC_CUNYDusty shelves, sweat-stained pillowcases and teetering heaps of laundry are all staples of the home décor featured in the comedian Rachel Coster’s new video series “Boy Room,” which profiles some of the most unkempt bedrooms owned by the male species. nyti.ms/4aXMwg9
Russell Westbrook told a group of Clippers employees he’d make his pregame trick shot on the first try. The first attempt:
Tim Platt (@TimothyPlatt) performs “Friendzoned In The Endzone” in Battle Of The Instant Songwriters! #FallonTonight
RUSS AND HARDEN REUNITED. 🔥✊ (via @joeylinn_)
Today’s Honorary Falconer for @LAFC, Russell Westbrook
The idea that GOP are about to nominate Jim Jordan of all people (yes, Jan 6th Jim Jordan, ban-all abortions-from-conception Jim Jordan, sexual abuse coverup Jim Jordan) for *Speaker of the House* in an attempt to save their majority… they deserve to lose.
A quick primer on Jim Jordan, Republicans’ next contender for Speaker of the House: -voted to overturn 2020 election -sought Trump pardon for election crimes -wants to ban same-sex marriage -supports a national abortion ban -has never passed a single bill in 16 years in office
Outside the White House right now there are hundreds of young Jews calling for the end of violence on innocent lives in Gaza. There’s nothing I could say that captures my respect, admiration, and heartache for members of this community who have endured unspeakable atrocities and…
BREAKING: I am by the White House in Washington D C where Jews are rallying in support of Palestine and Israel and are asking @netanyahu to "stop the killings", say no genocide in their names.
AOC: We will see if individuals like Mike Lawler or Marc Molinaro who represent New Yorkers… will actually vote to install a man who voted to overturn the election and who supports a national abortion ban to be Speaker…
Teams have talked in recent days but a sizable gap remains in 76ers and Clippers negotiations on a James Harden trade, sources tell ESPN. There’s been little movement for months on a deal.
this is what it feels like to drive westbound on highway 134 near north hollywood at sunset
List of players throughout NBA history to have 500 points, 250 rebounds & 150 assists in a single postseason: Nikola Jokic That's the list 🔥
thinking about how the crv brake lights are the juventus logo
The first time I met Claudia Morales in person I was wearing….this and somehow she still wanted to be my friend?? She’s the best.
went with a friend to see norm macdonald live, tried to get a photo with him afterwards and the flash didn’t go off and he didn’t let us take another
i tell every woman i meet that i've been researching for best deals and rates before buying
Red and green flags in dating for young Americans (via @USA_Polling)
i think he could have done it
Bill's 44th. From the comedic surrealism of a tangoing carrot to silently sombre ruminations on time, #Bills44th fuses a puppet show with a Proustian exploration of memory & longing. Puppetry transcends medium to become language— charming, resonant & profoundly introspective. 4/5