Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

trap forever linktr.ee/thetrappodcast Baltimore Maryland Joined November 2009

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

2 years ago

@PrizePicks @SugaSeanMMA Toumani Camara over 10.5 points all day

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

3 years ago

This Saturday night every comic is on notice @dcimprov

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July 28-30: 24 comics battle in a stand-up showdown. Get to know your gladiators for #ComedyKumiteXL @mattbcomedy aka Baltimore's Baby Boi Hidden Talent: Chugging Dr. Pepper Most intimidating feature: 97 mph 2-seam fastball Secret motivation for competing: Gambling Debt

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

4 years ago

#FreeJaMorant

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4 years ago

@mickjenkins :(

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4 years ago

I’ve never got a blumpkin but my dog just licked my toes while I pooped.

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4 years ago

@jimmysolesky November/December

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4 years ago

Accidentally filled my tank with super premium ultimate pinnacle peak top shelf fuel instead of regular unleaded

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

5 years ago

Every time I hear/see someone saying "you should only punch up" I want to punch my own balls up into my vagina.

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DC Improv @dcimprov

5 years ago

He can raise a barn, or the roof ... @mattbcomedy throws down August 1 at #ComedyKumite Champions, our best-of-the-best stand-up battle. dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/shows/146873

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

5 years ago

If your drink Gatorade warm you can really taste the electric lights

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

6 years ago

I never get on here. It’s gross, it makes me gross and it makes you gross. But here’s a clip from my podcast it’ll get 4 views and nobody will listen but here it is.

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

6 years ago

@jimmysolesky you on shrooms bruh?

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

6 years ago

@MsMomoManko Your hanging on to these things in the past by making your Twitter name “should you decide to ...” stop acting like everyone else is the problem. I really want to see you succeed.

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

6 years ago

@MsMomoManko I’m on your side. But you think I’m attacking you. I wish nothing but the best for you and your family. I hope you can solve all of your problems. #StayBlessed

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

6 years ago

@MsMomoManko What are you talking about? What did I do to Peggy?

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

6 years ago

@MsMomoManko Baltimore city is legally closed. Baltimore county is legally open. I’m sorry your grandma got Covid. I’m on your side. I’m tired of all this misogyny. You seem to keep thinking everyone is attacking you.

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Matt Brown @mattbcomedy

6 years ago

@MsMomoManko I was brought here by destiny. The lord came down and asked me to ask you “why it was safe for you to do the round 10 days before but the final round was too life threatening?”