Patric Ciervo @Ppciervo
I write and perform solo shows, sketch comedy and...*checks notes* jokes about my diabetes. patricwrtiessketch.com Hoboken, NJ Joined January 2013-
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Vance: I’m married to a beautiful woman. The couch: what the fuck! #VPDebate
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JD Vance: Ah that’s a hard one let me talk about me. #debate2024
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“On January 6 we were respected all over the world” — Donald Trump
When I’m blaming my bad attitude on low blood sugar but check my cgm and see that I’m fine. #Debates2024 #typeonesiabetes
Trump is dodging the January 6 question as well as he’s dodged Vietnam. #Debates2024
The Colorado Supreme Court ruled that Donald Trump may not appear on the states 2024 primary ballot. Upon hearing, Republican Presidential nominee hopeful Ron DeSantis was so excited he awkwardly grinned ear to ear.
The House of Representatives has voted to expel George Santos. Santos, who lied about his resume and lied to donors will now transfer to lying on the couch.
George Santos has become the sixth person in history to be expelled from Congress by his colleagues. Santos will now begin his campaign to get at least sixth on Dancing with the Stars.
George Santos loves Halloween because it’s the only time he gets candy for lying about his identity
Vice President Mike Pence suspended his presidential campaign today. Pence thought he’d be able to rally voters but the Republican Party left him hanging
In what ABC is calling the most dramatic rose ceremony ever, US Representative Mike Johnson has been elected Speaker of the House.
While promoting her memoir, Jada Pinkett Smith revealed that she and Will Smith have been separated since 2016 and Tupac once proposed to her. In response, Will Smith called Judge Chutkan about imposing another gag order.
Some Republican lawmakers want to nominate Donald Trump as Speaker of the House. In Trump’s case it will be Non Cohesive Rambler of the House.
On Monday, Ted Cruz predicted that Democrats will replace Joe Biden with Michelle Obama at the DNC next summer. “They wouldn’t do that” said Kamala Harris as she laughed nervously and snapped a pencil.
Scientists have reportedly grown a human embryo without sperm or egg. Scientists are calling the embryo Mark Zuckerberg.
Next year, we should celebrate America’s Birthday the last week of June instead of July 4th. That way it can be a surprise party.
If I ever go missing I want my loved ones mourning for AT LEAST a week. No concerts for anyone. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
In 2020, Florida voted for Trump to go to the White House. In 2023, Florida will decide if Trump goes to the Big House.
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