Matthew O'Connor @matthew0connor
Currently married to @helenskywalker. My daughter is autistic, my son is not. They're equally annoying. schole.org.uk/#section-our-t… Camden Town, London Joined January 2010-
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Anyone being forced to endure #StrictlyComeDancing, please feel free to distract yourself by contributing to my spreadsheet of people with first names masquerading as surnames. If challenged, it looks like you're doing something productive too: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…
Anyone who regularly buys gig/event tickets, and HATES the various websites/apps required to do so, a friend just suggested going to @ocieelliottmuse at @O2ForumKTown in November and I'm literally only going because the @dicefm app sign-up process was so flawlessly simple. Bravo!
Happy birthday, @AlexGatopoulos! Hope you're well. x
Hey @johnlewisRetail - your voucher balance checker is borked. I'm so bored, I'm checking old voucher cards to see if they're still valid. We have a special pot with them in. What am I doing wrong? Copying in @johnlewis in case he knows. Thanks in advance.
I did not provide a mobile number. You *know* the account but are a bot designed to obfuscate, while pretending to be helpful. Meanwhile, your greedy masters are price-gouging an #autistic customer and wasting my time. You are shameless bastards.
I did not provide a mobile number. You *know* the account but are a bot designed to obfuscate, while pretending to be helpful. Meanwhile, your greedy masters are price-gouging an #autistic customer and wasting my time. You are shameless bastards.
Too hot send help #calpe
If I'm ever a contestant on a game show and need an introductory anecdote, I'm going with the opening line of this 'fess.
If I'm ever a contestant on a game show and need an introductory anecdote, I'm going with the opening line of this 'fess.
Top tip: if you must be an abusive, rapey prince, try not to look like Joffrey Baratheon from #GameofThrones: bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
I still can't believe @gabifroden's Foreign Slippers aren't inducted into some glorious hall of fame somewhere. Here's an outstanding pop song: m.youtube.com/watch?v=PaSwsi…
I still can't believe @gabifroden's Foreign Slippers aren't inducted into some glorious hall of fame somewhere. Here's an outstanding pop song: m.youtube.com/watch?v=PaSwsi…
Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
Hey @balconyshirts - your #OldTrout T-shirt made it to the Morvan forests of Burgundy to meet my in-laws!
In 2022, Nadhim Zahawi’s solicitor sent me a libel threat - and said I wasn’t even allowed to say he’d written to me. The Solicitors Disciplinary Tribunal ruled that was improper. Now he’s appealing. A 🧵 on why it matters.
Tonight's sunset in a Burgundy forest.

Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea
20K Followers 5K Following Consulting, writing and speaking on comms, collaboration & future of work. Cofounder @lithospartners, DWXS and @300_seconds. MCIPR. Gym bore.
Skew Spew Barmy Haird... @SkewSmug
20K Followers 12K Following Listen up to my acerbic clout. I tried being humble, it just didn't work out. It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people
Katherine @whatKatydidnext
2K Followers 5K Following Media lawyer, feminist, news junkie, bookworm, domestic soigneur, retired kitten fosterer, alto II. Lookin' for a mind at work.
Mael Cornic @MaelCornic
209 Followers 1K Following Not always paying enough attention to what happens. IHEDN / AED60 mais compte perso quand même.
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Big Green Bookshop @Biggreenbooks
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Dr Emma Kell FCCT @thosethatcan
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Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
6K Followers 769 Following A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Patrick Ottley-O'Conn... @ottleyoconnor
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C.E.A. Forster @cea_forster
6K Followers 638 Following Love, laughter, life. Foster carer. Wrote 'You’re Being Ridiculous!’ https://t.co/YqeNzOg8IS or https://t.co/TwBdQyBvEa
John Lewis & Partners @__JohnLewis_hqs
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36 Followers 366 Following Conservative Constitutional PATRIOT. Living in DJT AMERICA! HELL NO to f 1 for DJT SAFETY & WWG1WGA, 1A, 2A 100% FEMALE
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Patrick Dexter @patrick_dexterv
852 Followers 7K Following Playing cello through the storm on Ireland's Atlantic west coast with my dog friend Nisha🎵 For enquiries and booking [email protected]
Susan Wooley @susantj770
5 Followers 211 Following
CHARLIZE THERON @officialchalize
243 Followers 3K Following Actor/Model/Filmmaker Official account for Charlize Theron. welcome to my page.🎥❤🌏
Thresea Grant @ThreseaG66697
767 Followers 6K Following Born in Germany, US Army Base 🇺🇲My father was a Vietnam veteran, he raised me here in America 🇺🇲He was also a biker 🤟🤟🇺🇲Maga🇺🇲💫
JEZMUNDOOOO!! @hppybusdriver
137 Followers 319 Following Eater of food, drinker of liquid, doer of stuff. Bus and Coach driver. Idiot magnet. YNWA.
Coger 🦉 @Coger001
393 Followers 5K Following love yourself and enjoy life 🥰💯 no Dm if you're not real🚫 I work for Los Angeles government oil drilling company 👷♂️🧰🔧
Barney Hope @barneyhope8
347 Followers 793 Following Co-founder of @princesrangers COYH London Marathon 2024 donate if you can ⬇️
Lee Bee 24988 🟩⬜... @bennite75
2K Followers 5K Following Feminist and you bet your rosy red I'm unapologetic for my gender critical views.
Susan Jamson @susanjamson
668 Followers 2K Following There are so many things that I love - my family, my beautiful grandchildren and the amazing Chickenshed Theatre. My views are my own.
Sinuo @Seysmo5HsE
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DMN @dmnguitarist
2K Followers 942 Following Just a guitar playing meme herder. Sub to my YouTube if you dig guitar improv.
what's the ruddy poin... @CPhoneacct85924
430 Followers 725 Following mostly here for guitars and the fun side of twitter. Don't worry, I'd unfollow me too.
Freddy C.🐝 @FreddySky
3K Followers 2K Following 🌈Animals,conservation, love for cooking & keeping fit. BU https://t.co/mHFewX86X9 Relations Harv. Law (🇮🇹🇪🇸🇵🇹🏴🇩🇰🇫🇷 Lang.) watch maker.
Zaphod Beeblebrox @Zaphod2042
1K Followers 2K Following Sometime Galactic President and noted mixologist. He's just this guy, you know?
Huw Burford-Taylor @huwbtaylor
765 Followers 1K Following "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."
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Christine Dewing, MLI... @CJ_Dewing
1K Followers 2K Following “It’s not rocket science.” “But I'm good at rocket science!” Québécoise pure tweed. Living my life without fear in my pimped-out N95 😷.
UGCTSW @Bootfall1
183 Followers 751 Following Dad of 3, personality has become lost as a result........
Sassy red socks @Twitawoo8
51K Followers 33K Following I don't agree with everything I post, it's there for you to make your mind up. I hope to die of sarcasm or laughing too hard. Fight Club movie was instructional
Sarah Wait @sjw8.bsky... @theMrsSJW
196 Followers 291 Following In house regulatory barrister. Rehabilitated former member of the independent Bar. Northern Mum. Rugby player. Inked. Record collector. Board gamer. Nerd.
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Joyce @TheappersfaYxY
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Sorner @Sornerbaxu
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Maf @pearce_matthew
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Órla NicDhiarmada @orlamcdermott
2K Followers 3K Following In Dublin with husband, nippers and hound. Dabbles occasionally in telecoms. A pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Oof @OliverOnFutbol
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Seali @Sealit1B2tUn
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Sharnewl @SharnewlwFQH
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Norlars @Norlars140163
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Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea
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Skew Spew Barmy Haird... @SkewSmug
20K Followers 12K Following Listen up to my acerbic clout. I tried being humble, it just didn't work out. It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people
Katherine @whatKatydidnext
2K Followers 5K Following Media lawyer, feminist, news junkie, bookworm, domestic soigneur, retired kitten fosterer, alto II. Lookin' for a mind at work.
Mael Cornic @MaelCornic
209 Followers 1K Following Not always paying enough attention to what happens. IHEDN / AED60 mais compte perso quand même.
Sustainable Energy Fo... @Eddystone506
22K Followers 21K Following @sustainableenergy.bsky.social | Sustainable Energy Engineering, #Batteries and #EVs | Battery Design | Battery Recycling Techno Economics | #ReLib | 🇪🇺
Big Green Bookshop @Biggreenbooks
38K Followers 4K Following Moved to the seaside with the amazing @soldiergirl14 & our kids to start a new adventure. Haven't enriched uranium for at least 12 days.
Dr Emma Kell FCCT @thosethatcan
40K Followers 24K Following Teacher, coach, wellbeing and parental engagement training, governor, writer, international speaker. TEDx Talk 2024: https://t.co/gTqeWkylPu
Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
6K Followers 769 Following A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Patrick Ottley-O'Conn... @ottleyoconnor
30K Followers 22K Following Not quite retired Executive Leader…🔸Coach 🔸Leadership Consultant 🔸Wellbeing Supermodel 🔸FCCT 🔸Ally 🔸Follow our travels on Instagram: travellers_tipsntrips
C.E.A. Forster @cea_forster
6K Followers 638 Following Love, laughter, life. Foster carer. Wrote 'You’re Being Ridiculous!’ https://t.co/YqeNzOg8IS or https://t.co/TwBdQyBvEa
JK🤍 @feancina
39 Followers 36 Following
Grasshoppy Sarah @Quietdespairing
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Thresea Grant @ThreseaG66697
767 Followers 6K Following Born in Germany, US Army Base 🇺🇲My father was a Vietnam veteran, he raised me here in America 🇺🇲He was also a biker 🤟🤟🇺🇲Maga🇺🇲💫
JEZMUNDOOOO!! @hppybusdriver
137 Followers 319 Following Eater of food, drinker of liquid, doer of stuff. Bus and Coach driver. Idiot magnet. YNWA.
Barney Hope @barneyhope8
347 Followers 793 Following Co-founder of @princesrangers COYH London Marathon 2024 donate if you can ⬇️
Lee Bee 24988 🟩⬜... @bennite75
2K Followers 5K Following Feminist and you bet your rosy red I'm unapologetic for my gender critical views.
Susan Jamson @susanjamson
668 Followers 2K Following There are so many things that I love - my family, my beautiful grandchildren and the amazing Chickenshed Theatre. My views are my own.
DMN @dmnguitarist
2K Followers 942 Following Just a guitar playing meme herder. Sub to my YouTube if you dig guitar improv.
what's the ruddy poin... @CPhoneacct85924
430 Followers 725 Following mostly here for guitars and the fun side of twitter. Don't worry, I'd unfollow me too.
Freddy C.🐝 @FreddySky
3K Followers 2K Following 🌈Animals,conservation, love for cooking & keeping fit. BU https://t.co/mHFewX86X9 Relations Harv. Law (🇮🇹🇪🇸🇵🇹🏴🇩🇰🇫🇷 Lang.) watch maker.
Huw Burford-Taylor @huwbtaylor
765 Followers 1K Following "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."
Zaphod Beeblebrox @Zaphod2042
1K Followers 2K Following Sometime Galactic President and noted mixologist. He's just this guy, you know?
Christine Dewing, MLI... @CJ_Dewing
1K Followers 2K Following “It’s not rocket science.” “But I'm good at rocket science!” Québécoise pure tweed. Living my life without fear in my pimped-out N95 😷.
UGCTSW @Bootfall1
183 Followers 751 Following Dad of 3, personality has become lost as a result........
Sassy red socks @Twitawoo8
51K Followers 33K Following I don't agree with everything I post, it's there for you to make your mind up. I hope to die of sarcasm or laughing too hard. Fight Club movie was instructional
Sarah Wait @sjw8.bsky... @theMrsSJW
196 Followers 291 Following In house regulatory barrister. Rehabilitated former member of the independent Bar. Northern Mum. Rugby player. Inked. Record collector. Board gamer. Nerd.
Anon Opin. @anon_opin
209K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Also on BlueSky: https://t.co/iO38NC2FbZ
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2K Followers 3K Following In Dublin with husband, nippers and hound. Dabbles occasionally in telecoms. A pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray
402K Followers 2K Following Alter ego's alter ego: weird niche. @britishdrumco. IC/OC: @wehavewayspod. Arnhem Black Tuesday. UBIQUE. Cameo too! Contact: [email protected]
Ned Ryerson @NedRyerson5
419 Followers 766 Following Agricultural machinery buff. Sandwich scientist. Laziest man in the office.
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Sir James Harris #FBP... @jfranklynh
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Dr Alison Pearson @alisonpearsonSW
6K Followers 6K Following Postdoctoral research fellow researching education, wellbeing, resilience. Mum to a beautiful trisomy girl.
John Galt @BristolGalt
2K Followers 2K Following 🏴†🇬🇧 We must secure a homeland for our children and grandchildren, everything else is secondary.
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9K Followers 4K Following Meetings are not Outcomes (MANO). Passionate about, transparency and accountability In SEN. You only perform inclusion when inclusion is not the performance.
Chris Passey FCCT @MrChrisPassey
4K Followers 3K Following Headteacher @kimichischool | Author @BloomsburyEd @routledgebooks | COG | CMgr FCMI FIoL | MA Ed. Leadership | @EduPulseCo | @EducateAdvise Non-Exec Director
M ☣️ @Myownprivatedo1
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Simon Hughes @e_ducator
376 Followers 247 Following L=N4 Struggling gardener, amateur author, quite good with tech, likes Cornwall. South London and proud ❤️💙. All views my own now…
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Mrs R @MrsRatters
854 Followers 1K Following 30 years served #6244, 5 years waitressing, part time retail, now semi retired, raconteur and amateur writer - laughs and talks a lot! Also loves to travel 🌍
teacher mushaike @mshaikewacho
294 Followers 2K Following I infect people with intelligence#ndinopomera vanhu njere....
Lynda Dale @lyndale69
238 Followers 308 Following Brummie in Leicestershire and 1/2 🏴 Proud social worker & dog lover. LGBTQ ally #🌈#peakyblinders #votegreensavetheplanet #avfc
Paul @FootballPaul82
416 Followers 248 Following If you think I'm a mark, then you don't understand sarcasm. Sorry you found out like this...
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Nick 'I laid a little... @nicklesby79
4K Followers 4K Following liberal remainer, Tory hater, lover of euphemisms, books + art,handsome devil,@ times prone to exaggeration😉 #FBPE #blm #proEU #FBPA #IStandWithLineker #GTTO
Doctor Andromeda @cygnus_dr
6K Followers 4K Following Professional. LUFC. 🖖 Sci-Fi. Quantum. Experiancer. Kebab lover. Not serious. Sometimes serious.