mike horrell @mikecaer
Joined November 2011-
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This is why the Labour Party refused a national inquiry into the grooming gangs.
Birmingham, an Islamic caliphate.
Dog is excited to discover that her family also adopted her sister
Many finally realising that Churchill was a globalist stooge, up to his eyes in debt, & so compromised to be able to have his own people slaughtered, so that rich Jews would pay his debts, and halt Hitler’s fight against the Bolshevik Jews, massacring Christians. Also a pedophile
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I have a cunning plan …..
Mick Lynch has never once looted a pension fund, fired and rehired an entire workforce, cut benefits for the disabled, woken up to find £29m in his offshore trust account or illegally invaded a single country in the Middle East. Bloody extremist.
The average price of a property in Manchester was £39,743 at the start of 2000. If prices had risen in line with inflation, the average would now be £69,003. According to new data out today, it's actually £235,628. (This is not specific to Manchester, I just happen to live here.)
Brian Clough on Robert Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch in 1989
This is a hard time of year for some. In the UK, the free Samaritan's suicide hotline is 116 123 You could save someone's life just with a simple copy and paste. Would 3 Twitter friends please copy this text and post under their own name?

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