Sharpey @mnsharpelad
Was on Twitter. Left X, went to Bluesky (https://t.co/A2GppJfRZA). Am back on X too. Although it’s still called Twitter, right? Joined April 2022-
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Want help changing a flat tyre? No pressure. #lunchpun
Happy 76th Birthday to “The Boss”, Bruce Springsteen. 🇺🇸
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One time I accidentally ran over the guy from Chumbawumba but luckily he was fine.
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What do you call a singer standing next to Kylie Minogue? Adjacent Donovan. #LunchPun
I asked Cheryl Baker what would happen if I dropped a copy of Harry Potter into a bucket of Alka Seltzer. She said, “Books fizz!”. #LunchPun
If you support Scunthorpe United, be careful how you wear your scarf… 😮
My Scottish mate Anthony isn’t very tall. Which is why we call him Shetland Tony. #LunchPun
I phoned the vet because my dog was sick. But only reached their voicemail: “Sorry, all our vets are busy, but stay in the queue. You’re Collie’s important to us”. #LunchPun
Jeff Lynne of ELO asked me to go and look for his missing ‘Don’t Bring Me Down’ record, but I couldn’t find it. I think he sent me on a wild Groos chase. #LunchPun
Nobody knows who invented the very first bathroom adjoined to a bedroom. Which is why it’s called Anon Suite. #LunchPun
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Two articles on the same day in the Telegraph #AngelaRayner
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An ex Chelsea footballer has decided to re-home all the cats and dogs in Romania. Dan Pet Rescue #Lunchpun
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My mate Barry tried self castration...which takes some balls #Lunchpun
My sister studied glamorous long-necked coastal birds at college. She did Heron Beauty. #LunchPun
I met this dyslexic Yorkshireman who wore a cat flap on his head. #LunchPun
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