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Connections having "vampire" and "baseball" in the same quiz
me after crying for six hours:
“I hope this email finds you before I do”
you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here
Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit
I genuinely want them to make as many of these films as feasibly possible
I genuinely want them to make as many of these films as feasibly possible
i love a “this is us” ass girl like yeah babe, we are those 2 hashbrowns
“I’ll be productive when I get home” when I get home:
Oh I have a fucking hunch
Oh I have a fucking hunch
me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink
when u can still see the moon during the day it’s like omg queen what are u doing here
On all levels but physical this is me
yeah i’m okay i’m just a little bit always worried about everything
you’ll never guess what he’s getting sturdy to
you’ll never guess what he’s getting sturdy to
Its still f*ck America but these bitches ATE down. Omg……
Its still f*ck America but these bitches ATE down. Omg……
wikipedia lowkey never recovered from the negative PR campaign english teachers ran. like the damage was fatal i fear
does this resonate w anyone else
taking my Adderall prescription and then drinking a Panera charged lemonade…I will either solve the housing crisis or die
honey bring out the fine china, we have guests!
Currently obsessed with this dog that sounds like it has an Italian accent 😂
Adam Bouska @bouska
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this would be embarrassing for the barden bella’s i’m sorry it’s just not even close
I hate you guys
Ryan Murphy to Lea Michelle:
Just heard that Danny masterson got the shit beat out of him in jail 😌 I love when rapists get what they deserve 🩷
ur niece is Amelia Bedelia
Told my niece to fold the clothes in the dryer and came back to this🤦🏽♂️😭
the casting director had cocaine and a dream and somehow everyone picked up the phone
14 years ago, ‘VALENTINE’S DAY’ released in theaters. The ensemble cast included Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel, Patrick Dempsey, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, George Lopez, Queen Latifah, Jamie Foxx, Emma Roberts, Taylor Lautner and…
Okay this is the first time I have considered that the boots themselves did not have the fur
Boots with the fur…#SuperBowlLVIII ready!
My doctor: “You have a UTI. Do you often hold your pee?” Me: “Yeah, I use going to the bathroom as a reward for accomplishing tasks.” Doctor: “You do what now”
Absolutely incredible series of words
‘Bachelor’ Joey Graziadei confuses Gypsy Rose Blanchard for Ruth Bader Ginsburg trib.al/280CThd
rupaul getting her life to the shake it up theme tune
what’s your favorite obscure Drag Race moment?
The track titles for the new TS album…. Joe Alywn is probably going to go into hiding. The Smallest Man Alive? I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys? Dude. Goodbye Joe … that’s rough
The perfect candle holder doesn’t exi...
OH, that's not. . .
Elmo’s dad just standing there like a chump, watching Larry manhandle his son. Guy is all Sesame, no Street.
this is the funniest photo I've ever seen. elmo's dad cannot fucking believe it
I just saw a video of Hasan piker dressed up like the Witcher like are you fucking kidding me rn why tf did I have to see that
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