Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc
Building really fucking fast MySQL and Postgres databases @PlanetScale m--c.com Pennsylvania, USA Joined December 2009-
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Welcome to the public_id club! A place for classy applications. No uuid slop here.
Welcome to the public_id club! A place for classy applications. No uuid slop here.
My life is fun
Mike Coutermarsh retweeted
Mike Coutermarsh retweeted
just shipped: link your Cloudflare & @PlanetScale accounts + connect Workers to your Postgres or Vitess databases in a couple of clicks.
just shipped: link your Cloudflare & @PlanetScale accounts + connect Workers to your Postgres or Vitess databases in a couple of clicks. https://t.co/BOfhA5umoY
Mike Coutermarsh retweeted
Used @jsneedles 's @htmlcsstoimage to automatically create standardized opengraph / Twitter card images for my 160+ back catalog of personal blog posts - was pretty easy to configure with Jekyll. Works great! Should I do a write-up on how to do it?
Personal news. I'm now a macbook air and iphone air guy.
Oh yes. FYI this is a very common cause for issues with deadlocks.
Oh yes. FYI this is a very common cause for issues with deadlocks.
Mike Coutermarsh retweeted
PlanetScale Postgres is now GA! I sat down with CEO @isamlambert to talk about it all: scaling MySQL with Vitess, PlanetScale Metal, and now PlanetScale Postgres. We covered a lot of good ground in this one, and there's a bit of a surprise at the end!
BIG SHIPPING ENERGY
Mike Coutermarsh retweeted
Moved our database to @PlanetScale Metal Postgres last night. Early numbers on a heavy API are 🔥: p50 334ms → 92ms (-72%) p75 450ms → 126ms (-72%) p90 500ms → 170ms (-66%) Massive thanks to the PlanetScale team for help with the migration, and quick hands on support.…
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I met my closest friends in high school on @hackclub Slack. Nearly a decade later, I know them irl in SF, building incredible careers. That Slack is an archive of thousands of brilliant young ppl’s early days. @SlackHQ: stop rent-seeking & support the coolest thing on the web!
13 year old me would think im rich beyond imagination
Just saw a tweet where there is a video + a link fully describing a job and the tech stack. First commenter: “what tech stack for the job?” I get it’s more competitive out there right now. But wow, at least read?
It’s begun
Damage invoked by the “staff+ career ladder” Tell people the way to make more money is to demonstrate “org wide engineering impact” and have it get interpreted as “invent a service”
Damage invoked by the “staff+ career ladder” Tell people the way to make more money is to demonstrate “org wide engineering impact” and have it get interpreted as “invent a service”
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