My pay needs an REP @mypayneedsanREP
Disgruntled and jaded fruit stand employee. My tweets are my own and do not represent the views of the stand. Joined September 2020-
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men, is this true? 🧐
Sir, that’s a bit aggressive.
Well, there’s your problem. So you wanna buy a new phone today orrrrrrrrrrr….
As an admin, you saw see funny ass names.
Going through my camera roll and posting random shit from the archives since I don’t work there anymore.
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This technician is unhinged.
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