America, you’re in trouble, girl @nerd_caliente
Science & Shakespeare nerd, health nut, wellness coach, runner, veggie gardener, Chihuahua aficionado, and paddleboard yogi Pennsylvania, USA Joined October 2013-
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Wouldn't it be weird if there was no such thing as gods, religion, or astrology and it was actually up to us humans to take responsibility for our lives, our decisions, each other, and our planet? Imagine that.
no one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters, wife beaters, con artists, embezzlers, stock market cheaters, pedophile wrestling coaches, compromised Russian assets and blackout-drunk rapist judges would also be the party of bone saw murder apologists
I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics, and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis, child molesters, and blackout-drunk gang-raping prep school boys
As of today, there are 14 weeks until the midterm election, and they'll go by in a flash. Are your friends and family registered and ready to vote? IWillVote.com
@realDonaldTrump You’re so vain, you probably think this march is about you!
“Our new Chancellor will build our economy and make us proud again. All that stuff he says about the lying press and the Jews is just bluster. Let’s focus on the important things that he can do for us.” How many Germans said just that in 1933?
It's been another long, crazy week. I'm tired. You're tired. But wait. Need a reminder there's still a lot of good in the world? Here are some stories you might have missed:
In the same way every family must have a fire escape plan for their home, every American must have a plan for the peaceful and legal actions you'll take when Congress shuts down its probe of Trump's illicit ties to Russia—and begins the process of firing Special Counsel Mueller.
Today's daily cartoon by David Sipress: nyer.cm/2no7uEp
Repeated warnings from my 98-year-old grandma, a Nazi Germany survivor, chill me. She says it all started this way, with one weird unsettling development after another, until they were past the point of no return.
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#TaxScam #TaxCutsandJobsAct Who does the GOP think they’re fooling?
I have to get my hands on some of these seeds! A thousand year old squash! x.com/atlasobscura/s…
I have to get my hands on some of these seeds! A thousand year old squash! x.com/atlasobscura/s…
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Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.
posting this book for 200m followers is the worst thing that the kardashians have done to humanity
@Jim_Jordan @elonmusk Man, these thought experiments are fun. Imagine if you'd fired the team doctor at OSU.
@brokebackstan If she could read this she would be livid.
Linus from Peanuts is 100% the child of alcoholics, right?
Literally no one liked this, but it is my greatest achievement after 14 years on this app, so I am sharing it with you.
Rachel, I am a coffee company, not a graphic design expert.
Real tired of this free speech platform requiring me to be "John Green." I AM A SOCK COMPANY. Am I *also* a person? I guess. But PRIMARILY I am a company that sells socks to fund a maternity ward. And if I've learned anything from America, it's that companies are people, too.
Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.
NBC News projects: Greg Stanton (D) wins AZ-4. @MSNBC
Hard pass.
'We need these ladies to get married' 🥴 — Fox News' Jesse Watters is BIG MAD that single women made waves voting for Democrats during the midterms
My name is Stacey Abrams and I intend to be the next governor of the great state of Georgia.
Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).
I can’t believe I was around for the entire social media era.
@suzijarvis1952 @JenaFriedman How can you be so ancient and so juvenile at the same time..? This is the most obtuse, ill-informed, and dated take I’ve seen in a while. “I never had a problem so how could you?!” What??? Are you joking? This is an embarrassing tweet, Suzanne. You look like an ass. 💀
A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.
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