Jennie Pierson @jenniepie
An Apple in a Snapple commercial. Los Angeles Joined May 2008-
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Our dear friend Mark Rennie had his colon removed and then got laid off if you can even imagine. Help him out if you can! gofundme.com/f/help-mark-hi…
New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat @agioe & @jenniepie! Hosted by @sethismorris (Beebo) and me (Jan). We talk: a Mammet Valley amusement park, breaking NDA’s, fresh foreskin & Jan has NEWS! Produced by @ScottAukerman @brettsperminute Subscribe @ComedyBangBang comedybangbangworld.com
I may not be a rhymer or a rapper but thanks to @SeppitaMobile I have all the unlimited keys.
I may not be a rhymer or a rapper but thanks to @SeppitaMobile I have all the unlimited keys.
Welp @craig_healy ❤️ Aunt Susie. Now that’s a @SeppitaMobile #nobrainer
Welp @craig_healy ❤️ Aunt Susie. Now that’s a @SeppitaMobile #nobrainer
So thankful to @craig_healy and @SeppitaMobile for this #suberbowl ad. Maybe I’ll get to keep my health insurance now?
So thankful to @craig_healy and @SeppitaMobile for this #suberbowl ad. Maybe I’ll get to keep my health insurance now?
Today on The Retirement Plan: DOUBLE HOLIDAY with angel of pure delight Jennie Pierson @jenniepie! It’s got fun moms, interesting scarf work, and party planning but how gay is it really? We do the math! Listen at Patreon.com/twooldqueens!
Doughboys Double Tuesday! Jennie Pierson (Black-ish, The Shrink Next Door) joins the ‘boys to discuss all things sandwiches before tackling the non-standard region of Munch Madness 2022: The Tournament of Chompions: Hero’s Journey: Sub-Optimal. patreon.com/doughboys
Please enjoy this fake local radio ad I made for fun and fulfillment!
Imagine booking the role of a lifetime but you have to read a script AND a book AND watch a movie?!?! #HelpIHaveHomework
No RugsUSA, I will not hurry. My 10% off coupon WILL last forever and we both know it!
Lol I did a podcast with my mom.
Lol I did a podcast with my mom.
Sorry I missed your call early this morning @BurgerKing. You didn’t leave a message and ok now I’m worried. You alright? Lemme know if you wanna talk Im always here for you. ❤️🌼
Unfortunately did not understand one single word of the WeWork doc, but would very much love to see a whole separate other doc about his wife who forced everyone to meditate and is inexplicably Gwyneth Paltrow’s cousin (?!?!)
Always gives me quite a shock to not see a computer on the prezzies desk. Not sure how he gets any work done? Oh well.
Today on The Retirement Plan: it’s the Lifetime classic MISTLETOE & MENORAHS. And who better to discuss it than our very first guest, the lifetime classic herself, @jenniepie! Listen at Patreon.com/twooldqueens!
Every recipe blog right now is like “Staying grounded and eco conscious during trying times + A vegan beef bourguignon that your baby can make in your garage! -Sponsored post by Teflon”
Quarantine organizing tip: Only ever put away the fridge groceries. The kitchen table and floor is your pantry now!
How it started: Hillbilly Elegy is boring. How it’s going: Glenn Close’s glasses win the Oscar!
Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex
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"documents" being the default folder where your computer tries to save something... why... who in the history of earth has ever wanted to save something there... i want to save it to DESKTOP
Half my millennial peers are living paycheck to paycheck and can’t buy a house and the other half is like “everyone look at the pictures from our fifth Disney trip this year”
There’s nowhere I feel more certain that will be abducted into a car trunk in broad daylight or lock eyes with a sick coyote than in the parking lot of the West Hollywood Whole Foods
Y’all can come for me in the comments
Here's a little life update, mostly about panic attacks. tumblr.com/richardlawson/…
Studios are still very actively doing everything they can to limit buying and making projects and trying to pay people as little as possible for their work. So please stop saying "cinema/movies/we're back!" Because one blockbuster with A-list tal/Dirs. makes a billion dollars.
curly haired mfs are so funny and specific about their hair they’re always like i can’t shower for more than ten minutes and if i condition after midnight He tries to get me
Dating is only fun between the ages of 22 and 26. Anything after your frontal cortex is fully formed is just an interview with mediocre tapas.
why is there always a person in the yoga class who thinks they're the mayor of yoga
Q: What is orc jizz? A: I finally have a chance to talk about THIS TOPIC, which is MY holy roman empire on the latest @doughboyspod
No cum talk in 2024. Full episode with Becky Feldman at headgum.com/doughboys @beckles212
Being an older sister is great until you have to decide whether to be the “cool” older sister or act like your mom.
having a guy best friend is like having a dumbass son
KNIVES directed by @emily_murnane
Celebrated the release of this trailer with 2 protein bars and a Coke Zero. LET’S GO!!!!!
Our trailer has arrived! Carol & The End Of The World #carolandtheendoftheworld @netflix #dec15th #limitedseries
got kicked out of the dispensary for asking them to tell me where their wares fell on The Chart. again