Ms. F @obtuse_angles
teacher of children, roller of eyes Joined February 2016-
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the worst part of the day is when u finish ur coffee because its like. ok guess ill wait for tomorrow then
I asked my kids if they thought adults would like the play we just watched. One kid said “Yeah, maybe if their humour was, like, broken.” #shitmy7ssay
get in loser we're going screaming
predictive text what’s in the vaccine i’ll go first: the vaccine contains a lot of information about the moon and dolly parton
Here's my idea: It's an amusement park where you can do stuff they do in movies, but not like fighting supervillains, I mean small things. Like sweeping all the stuff on your desk onto the floor in a rage, or maybe they let you carry around a suitcase full of money for a bit.
this is amazing 😭 this is the content i signed up for
i think i figured it out. our quarantine is an extension of celebrating pi day that happened on march 14 to show that pi has no end
yeah that's what I was looking for
Portapique: Spotted on FlightRadar: A pilot of a single-engine aircraft flew over the Portapique area in the shape of a heart this evening. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the victims.
It’s Tuesday, or as we call it now: day
PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS SHOULD BE IN THE 1%
One of my students & I started the most nihilistic handshake which is just us slapping randomly at each other’s hands differently every time
Accurate? 😂 #teacherlife
Let me just slip into something more comfortable... *seductivly slips into a medically induced coma*
I learned today that one of my students has a cat named Moisturizer, or Moisty for short. The class watched me double over for the 1st time.
The office manager said “You’re in a good mood - did you have fruit today?” She gets me.
“I feel like some sort of math hippie” - a particularly mature & reflective grade 11, making philosophical notes about our lesson.

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