Ol' Dirty Hamster @oldirtyhamster
I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. - Jimi Hendrix Joined June 2020-
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Guess who doesn’t understand logistics.
You’d totally believe this guy sold insurance his whole career. 😂
They’re always about death with at least one poker metaphor.
They’re always about death with at least one poker metaphor.
I really like thinking about Mick Jagger getting all excited to get a picture with the armadillo statue like a middle-class kid on vacation to a big city. 😂
I really like thinking about Mick Jagger getting all excited to get a picture with the armadillo statue like a middle-class kid on vacation to a big city. 😂
It’s like the 60s when the Zombies hit big after they broke up so the guys from ZZ Top and a couple other bands toured under the name.
It’s like the 60s when the Zombies hit big after they broke up so the guys from ZZ Top and a couple other bands toured under the name.
Towering performance.
Just slays the accent.
I have a good friend whose music tastes froze in amber in about 1998. It’s weird and I find it kind of depressing.
I have a good friend whose music tastes froze in amber in about 1998. It’s weird and I find it kind of depressing.
This tribute act thing is getting out of hand. I just saw an ad for The Phil Collins experience. All respect to the perennially underrated Phil Collins but is anyone clamoring for this? Are we in for an eternity of pastel copies of former greats?
Unless you’re trying to get laid. Which has lots of health benefits.
However much you hate politicians, it isn’t enough.
However much you hate politicians, it isn’t enough.
Terrible Eiffel Tower.
Maybe she can move in with her Uncle Dad.
He can always rely on the ever-golden “what the fuck do you expect I’m a Kennedy” defense.
He can always rely on the ever-golden “what the fuck do you expect I’m a Kennedy” defense.
They can nickname the mascot “Bradley.”
Gateway to those marijuana cigarettes.
Buy the rights to all the books and start remixing them like Marvel. Do a series of one-offs with directors who can do a single film in the universe doing whatever they want.
Buy the rights to all the books and start remixing them like Marvel. Do a series of one-offs with directors who can do a single film in the universe doing whatever they want.
Turns out the $11 billion business pays its employees more than the $200 million business.
Whatever thought Miles is having in this photo it almost certainly ends with “…..this white motherfucker.” 😂
Whatever thought Miles is having in this photo it almost certainly ends with “…..this white motherfucker.” 😂
The credits rolled on Five Easy Pieces and my wife yelled “that’s fucking it?!” 😂
The credits rolled on Five Easy Pieces and my wife yelled “that’s fucking it?!” 😂
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If I could only do 1: deadlift. If I could only do 2: squat and bench. Why? Deadlift hits the entire body better than any other single lift, but the combo of squat and bench cover you better than deadlift alone. However if I could choose ANY 2, I might go with squat and press.
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@carolinegleich It sounds pretty dumb and like another huge money hole. This isn’t Europe or China.
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@RufusTSuperfly “I was Richard III.”
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