Paul @pauldoc_
I identify as a Master of the Universe. He/Man. dublin ireland Joined May 2009-
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In the late 70s I went to see The Byrds in concert. Turned out to be "a" Byrd and a bunch of nobodies. They were bang average at best. This is where Man United are. They trade on the brand, wear the gear but are just dull stand ins for what was once excellent. The Bootleg Reds.
House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.
Ok @grok based on my tweet history: How old am I? How high is my IQ? How high is my EQ? What is my dream job? What's my worst nightmare? What makes me happy?
80, if you use lube.
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
This was a hard one to write. It’s disconcerting to report on inhumane conditions at a U.S. concentration camp from the comfort of my home office, but not enough people are speaking out. And I don’t want history to repeat. Please help let others know. My write-up in the replies.
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife. I love you to infinity and beyond. ❤️
GIVEAWAY : I’m giving away a signed copy of my book Football, Taught By Matt Busby. As read by Omar Berrada, described as a ‘masterpiece’ by Nick Cox, and my ‘magnum opus’ by Tony Whelan. To enter just retweet & follow me. Winner picked July 3rd. amazon.co.uk/Football-Taugh…
If the IDF weren’t killing kids then artists at Glastonbury probably wouldn’t be saying nasty words about them x
Would you kindly fix the road I was already taxed to fix, so I'm not causing damage to the car I am taxed annually to drive, which I purchased with the income you already taxed, which sits in the driveway of my home that you taxed.
I’m on the train! A lady beside me is reading *The Joy of Sex*! I don’t know where to put my face —though pages 82–105 have some ideas!
3 weeks in Japan and straight into a wedding 😴😴😴

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