prplhed @prplhed

I touched a glowing green canister and now I’m experiencing symptoms. bit.ly/prplhed the big apple baby sin city Joined March 2009

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prplhed @prplhed

7 days ago

You ever derp so hard that you me gusta’d?

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2 weeks ago

wha t the hell

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3 weeks ago

chocolate acai bowl with protein powder before gym making me feel extremely fuckable

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3 weeks ago

Time for my favorite time of year! Here’s a screenshot i grabbed from my little sister’s snapchat story nine years ago.

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Got an iced coffee and opened the bar. Gonna be here from open to close. Excited to see my regulars. There’s a parade today so it’ll be busy later. Gonna make a lot of money today. Gonna be a good day.

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prplhed @prplhed

3 weeks ago

twel dolla dog

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笑豆 @lolmame318

a month ago

この犬本当にすき

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sinna @sinnnnymph

a month ago

asking my bf when did you stop being funny and him meeting me with the @prplhed stare

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sinna @sinnnnymph

a month ago

"im so hungry i could eat a Michael Horse!" kid named Michael Horse:

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sinna @sinnnnymph

a month ago

man, 2027 is gonna be a big year for Horse-Gonad Productions. i can't wait to see their new esoteric film "Michael Horse and the Quest for the Hairy Gonad" when it releases in May #filmbuff #horsegonad #mhqhg #a24

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sinna @sinnnnymph

a month ago

just messin around. idk.

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sinna @sinnnnymph

a month ago

i just let my mind go free. crayon to paper and i blackout

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prplhed @prplhed

a month ago

My partner had me start using Lush products for skincare and my hair and now i feel like the world’s most pampered 33-year-old homophobic gamer

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a month ago

@fraxiommusic *claps along * 😄

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a month ago

Dude! I saw you last weekend at the Chamber of Jubilant Harbingers but i was sooo fucked up i didn’t say hi 😅

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a month ago

if you give a mouse a dookie, he’s gonna want to dig in his butt too

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a month ago

On our way to the dog killing and torturing factory

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prplhed @prplhed

a month ago

(Me, if I was the chieftain of a great tribe but we also invented mead): I don’t know. I don’t care anymore. Whatever harms the village the most. Do that.