comma chameleon @robot_camel
i dont say fuck Joined March 2009-
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spilled a jug of water on myself in the midst of typing how im doing all the right things today
.@jonlovett Surprised and disappointed to hear you allow @MazJobrani use #notallmen to shut @megangailey down in a conversation about sexual harassment.
"Listen, if I don't like something, you don't like something! Why do we even live in the south?"
I need to love someone romantically cause I'm getting bored af being only nominally depressed
"The ONLY reason to eat a cheeseburger is to pass Morrissey off"
"I can't stand for anyone to see my artwork or hear me play guitar"
"Smell my fingers, does it not smell like I just fingered Ms. Butterworth?"
if i could fav the fact of a user's existence on twitter and not just their tweets, i would choose @norm
My personal narrative is the J-Crew of Affliction - @johnjohnclarkjohn
My favorite part of Serial is hearing Ira say, "Previously, on Serial"
I wish I could text my dog and tell him I love him
comma chameleon retweeted
"But I'm pretty sure a girl has hollered at me on the strength of my apparel alone." - @Jerk_CoolMan
01101110 01101111 @baileyghjkl
129 Followers 467 Following southern working class ND queer / will fight u but doesnt want to / lurking phil twitter / mostly on bsky now / bsn, policy msw (CSSW '21)
Meghan Dollar @dancerdollar
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Perusi B. Muhigaba, P... @PerusiBMuhigaba
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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @HeyGoodJudy
32 Followers 256 Following Mostly lurking on political threads and causing myself unnecessary anxiety.
filthy still @filth_waste
2K Followers 343 Following i'm here now: https://t.co/SM5TCDZDPG discord: filth_waste
Bear @bendingbear
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zazaetpuisc'esttout @zaza73happy
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Tom Brady @gaytombrady12
99 Followers 834 Following QB for the New England Patriots. 4 Super Bowl rings. oh and I'm gay. feel free to tweet me ur questions or comments about my homosexuality
j @thestevebrady
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Kerri D'Hage @HageKerri1983
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LeBron @LeBronJames
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A Duck IRL @Mornacale
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Jesse Claymore @jesseclaymore
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Σilly @21st_dickins
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Cajunflag Testing @dudehugs
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RefugeFromTheStorm @VFIRefugeFilm
228 Followers 971 Following Refuge From the Storm DVD and digital copy will be sold exclusively through Walmart and Vudu starting Tuesday February 10th 2015! #Refuge
Shit Presidents Say @DaPresidents
112 Followers 808 Following Some real ass presidents runnin yo shit
Robbie Jones @iamrobbiejones
257 Followers 124 Following
Manolito Singuillo @Kingslyx
950 Followers 1K Following Promote health either through health drinks as mangosteen juice or skin care products; will help others build their home business through our network system.
Richard @ItsRichie93
87 Followers 144 Following The name is Richard. 21 years of age. WV EMT and Firefighter. My mind is a chaotic adventure, so buckle up.
Tobey @T_Beck100
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For The Troops @CamoScarves
605 Followers 2K Following Hello! I make camo scarves for the troops as a thank you for serving the United States. If you, or a family or friend serves our country, please let me know!
KimberleyConner @Conner_223
43 Followers 461 Following
Living the good life @MyFuckItList
194 Followers 67 Following It's kind of like a bucket list, but instead it's a... Really? Do you need me to explain this to you? Ah fuck it, you idiot.
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khim_p0sSibL3 @Uniformspl84539
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Leslie Jordan @thelesliejordan
157K Followers 670 Following Leslie is the 2006 Emmy Award Winner for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for his delicious portrayal of “Beverley Leslie” on “Will and Grace.”
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gender of the day @genderoftheday
75K Followers 0 Following Genderbot lets us outsource our feelings about gender to a bot, which I think should free up a lot of mental space for other things. Botparent: @mishafletch
mike mulloy @handsomeadult
16K Followers 728 Following
Mars @MarsMel
7K Followers 394 Following comedy podcast producer (pods: Why Won't You Date Me, @AllFantasyPod, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, Newcomers s1) VR & Beat Saber. Turbo mode
shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo
12K Followers 693 Following comedian/DON'T REACH IN THE BAG solo show/The War Report podcast/Comedy Central/HBO/album “So You Just Out Here?" out now/killmonger's mama (she/her)
Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc
28K Followers 1K Following The UnOfficial Expert Podcast Instagram: @justsydbw
Reeezy @MsReeezy
15K Followers 269 Following if you’re reading this I’m 45 minutes late. #UnofficialExpert podcast. IG: @Reeezy 🇭🇹
Shane @shanetorres
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ben @benwassertweet
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Courtney Maginnis @courtmaginnis
1K Followers 617 Following WHITE NOISE drops Friday Nov 1 on YouTube! link below 💖
Myles Hewette @MyleswithaY
8K Followers 4K Following Now that I’m not writing sketch shows at @ucbtny and @thepitnyc I have time to focus on shoehorning my credits awkwardly. From Hawaii. This is a good bio!
james tom @jestom
39K Followers 2K Following LESS LONELY 🥀 comedian, horny cherub 👼🏻 netflix, hbomax, hulu, etc. consulting producer on #KingofDrag. ig @jamestomxo 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Trixie Cosmetics @TrixieCosmetics
65K Followers 5 Following 💖 Pro-formulas in toy packaging from drag icon Trixie 🐰 Tested on drag queens, not animals 🍯 Proud partner of @Bee_Conservancy
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah @HeyGoodJudy
32 Followers 256 Following Mostly lurking on political threads and causing myself unnecessary anxiety.
Hannah Boning @hannahboning
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500QueerScientists @500QueerSci
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WRAL NEWS in NC @WRAL
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UNICORN RIOT @UR_Ninja
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cindy effin lee (they... @cindyeffinlee
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jocelyn coffman @joceydotcom
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The Comedy Cellar @ComedyCellarUSA
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𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚... @Buncahn
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HORSE @HORSE_hoops
2K Followers 98 Following A pod with all the fun of basketball without the wins & losses, because it's so much more than what happens on the court. Cohosted by @schubes17 & @adammamawala
Potterless @PotterlessPod
25K Followers 195 Following Join @Schubes17 as he reads HP for the first time and discusses the books and more with Potter fanatics, poking fun at absurdities and basking in the sassiness.
Mike Schubert @Schubes17
17K Followers 678 Following My teachers said I talked too fast, now I’m a professional talker. Pods: @NewestOlympian | @ModernMuck | @HORSE_hoops | @MeddlingAdults | @PotterlessPod •he/him
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.1M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
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