Regular Mario @romanrobots

Mid-tier dipshit, bad at everything. Please don't hit me with your car. Don't ask me about pronouns, I'll cry altavista.com Bay Area, CA Joined April 2017

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Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt

2 years ago

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3 years ago

lane departure warning system that flashes "SKILL ISSUE" on the dash

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3 years ago

siphoning air from my neighbors' tires

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3 years ago

this avocado-eating motherfucker is a goddamn liar

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3 years ago

too warm to complain about the cold to my friend in maine. time to start complaining about the heat to my friend in texas

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my favorite part of my job is the one time a couple european tourists came up to me on the street, handed me a paper map with a dispensary marked on it and asked me if i could point them in the right direction

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Regular Mario @romanrobots

4 years ago

just saw one of these ads. you be the change, sfpd! i already have a job

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4 years ago

if you only buy a few things from am*zon a year, you can sign up for a free 30-day prime membership each time and immediately cancel it

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4 years ago

happy birthday to all women

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4 years ago

i love pederpes

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4 years ago

This is my greatest achievement I solved Semantle #24 in 7 guesses. My first guess had a similarity of 10.89. My first word in the top 1000 was at guess #4. My penultimate guess had a similarity of 51.71 (991/1000). semantle.novalis.org

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4 years ago

egg car my love

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4 years ago

oh to have half the confidence of a guy who brings his bike into the grocery store with him...

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4 years ago

i don't think this encarta article about robert e lee really painted a complete picture

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4 years ago

appreciate the option sfmta

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4 years ago

i always wondered what would happen if i took a Petri dish, filled it up with castor oil, then put in metal bearings, applied a negative charge to the metal ring on the edge of the dish & a large voltage to a wire hanging over the top of the setup