Disgraced Meteorologist @STRONG_PlSS
Joined October 2012-
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Going to play Simcity (not a video game)
I bought champagne. $9.99 with my Kroger Plus Card. You chumps could learn from this
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. And I don't have my coffee until I've jacked off 3 times in a row
Back in the 60s, twinks were as large as a school gymnasium. Now, you can nearly hold one in the palm of your hand.
Everyone remembers where they were when they saw their first Cybertruck
powders will befriend one barkeeper and start calling themselves barkeeper’s friend 💀
Hate it when the cursor has the hourglass with it for no reason. I didn't give you permission to fuck off
Other people are storm chasers but I'm a convectionpilled mesocel
At an old job one of my managers had the nickname "High Pockets" which still is hilarious to me
Ohhhhh my god you’ve been to all 30 ballparks? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
Wrapping detcord around my pecker and doing a controlled demolition on it. Good riddance to that eyesore
Had a beef & cheddar for the first time yesterday. Last time too
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jake @jakebrodes
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rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
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Dan @dankgdl
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pop~posting Ustaad~�.. @exMalwa
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Some batteries are round so they can spin around really fast while they’re powering something and others are square because they’re so powerful they need to be held in place and contained
If I had a bar, the bartender would be in a trench like at some car shops where there's an area under the car the mechanic can go in to see under your car. Then when you order a drink you just see the bartenders floating head. I think that would be funny.
If i was teleported to a distant planet called Cop World with a shotgun lets just say id have a pretty fun afternoon
Mom I have a job I’m a full time video recorder for a tik toker
why does kitler make biscuits like this
come thru bro we're hanging on the escarpment for dear life
telling my girlfriend when i get back from grocery shopping that all of the chip bags must of already been opened and half eaten when i bought them
@STRONG_PlSS It is after you downed that kroger champagne last night
i ripped my water wings off in a show of defiance against the swimming instructor
[White collar job guy passing construction pack of Hispanics longing to join them] they would respect me and my work ethic. No doubt they would welcome me as one of their own..
They should make it really difficult to listen to music again we’ve gotten too comfortable
By the way it’s dynamic pricing, not surge pricing.
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