Thomas Cruise @mollypilledv2
i have 3 months to live hmu Joined February 2022-
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I don’t think any of you will ever have a cat that loves you as much as mine loves me btw
I need to do this
Alex G sounds like if The Wiggles made music about how they’re sad
Discussing NYT connections with other players:
I’m changing my profile picture to a picture of myself to test something
Wearing a “I paused my game to be here” shirt during the birth of my first child
Botching a murder-suicide cause I forgot you have to shoot the other guy first
It’s so funny when I go to the bathroom and the cat follows and decides to go at the same time, I feel like she’s just saying “yeah actually I could take a piss too”
操 eric cartman到底有没有放火烧嬉皮士 难道我被骗了
Leaving a piece of bread out and letting it get stale is nature’s toaster
You guys really shouldn’t be talking about sex on here if you’re not married.
If I don’t go to Dave and Busters soon something terrible is going to happen
Twirling the phone cord around my finger asking him if I’m the most racist girl he’s ever met
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listening to my own music in the car because it fucking bangs
this drink has balsamic in it and a pickle garnish
he looks like a very kindhearted mouse who got turned into a prince
Josh O'Connor on the possibility of "Challengers" increasing his celebrity status: "Now that’s a dreadful thought." Interview: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…
Makes me trust her that she simply cannot conceal her disgust here
theres a glorious angelic choir telling me i’m stupid but i can’t stop crying because it’s so sweet and beautiful
$MCD MCDONALD'S TO TEST LARGER BURGER THIS YEAR
Wow, he just happened to be there? Totally not staged at all 🙄
ドアを開けたらうに When I opened the door, Uni was there.
if racism is bad then why does it make all the people i dont like angry
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
Hey quick question what is this
has anyone else noticed huge fucking spaceship outside
There should be a real life wiki where you can look up your friends birthday or that dude you met that one time
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