Sarah @sarahlaudner
All of my teachers wrote Distraction to Others on my report cards. Minneapolis, MN Joined February 2010-
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I wonder if I’ve ruined anyone’s timeline by liking every Scandoval tweet I see.
I sit in the emergency exit row because I have control issues more than because I need extra leg room. If there’s an emergency, I want first dibs on helping.
What if everyone took left turns with more urgency? Could be cool.
I truly did not care about the outcome of that game, but that ending was quite lame.
This is gonna sound like a lie to anyone I went to college with, but I have never vomited so much in my life.
I’ve had the Ford fuckin Ranger song stuck in my head all weekend.
Swing hard in case you hit it
I’m sorry I was driving so slowly, I had over a dozen eggs in my car.
Stella Allen @PenelopeR12043
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Joe Marrocco @roasterjoe
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Eric Lee💛💜❤�.. @ericclee1
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Don Edwards @DweEdwards
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Eric Nelson @ericnelson20000
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Ayla @bergqua
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coach lombo @HurricaneLombo
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TF @tyler_fine
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Scott Lee @SeeScottWrite
237 Followers 404 Following Writer // Game Master // Adventurer // Social Justice Druid // ADHD // He.Him // I sometimes get paid to write poop jokes so I guess you could say I've made it.
sucfitness @sucfitness
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Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
619K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.3M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Jake Peters @Aladdin_1987_
2 Followers 4 Following
ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
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How Things Are Manufa.. @fastworkers6
877K Followers 10K Following This is official Twitter account for How Things Are Manufactured. Stay with us
Korked Bats @korkedbats
20K Followers 707 Following sports and pop culture jokes and stuff • cool kids follow • do beers: @korkedbeers • email: [email protected]
North West (parody) @norisblackbook
148K Followers 1 Following (Parody) My mom's a superstar all from a home movie. IG: norisblackbook written by @nataliethehero
Sam Jones @pileofsam
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Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Peace Coffee @Peace_Coffee
10K Followers 4K Following Proudly roasting, pedaling & brewing outstanding fair trade & organic coffee in the Twin Cities since 1996!
Lolo @LolOverruled
162K Followers 1K Following court appointed hype man reach me by email loloverruledbusiness@gmail or IG dm
Sahan Journal @SahanJournal
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Patrick Hinds @patrickhinds
30K Followers 770 Following Hii fam! Co-host @TrueCrimeObsess | Author, Failure is Not NOT An Option | Proud Gay Husband and Dad Patrick’s Traveling 📚Tour returns March!
Eric Lee💛💜❤�.. @ericclee1
4K Followers 5K Following Twin Cities based actor. 2016 elections activated me here on Twitter. Came to listen to/amplify the heart of the Democratic Party, Black Women. (He/Him/His)
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2.4M Followers 16K Following 👑 Millennial Diva 👑 Listen to & Download Big Boss Album & Watch the film ⬇️
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211K Followers 2K Following They call you a feminist killjoy because misogyny is fun for them.
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Joe Marrocco @roasterjoe
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Why nobody ever ask Drake why he was texting da lil girl frm Stranger Things
For the first time in a long time, I feel like I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be
Good morning. I raise my cup to you! I love you. I’m glad you’re here. And I wish all the best for you.💛
Well, that best picture presentation went well.
is Carey Mulligan wearing THE Cristobal balenciaga gown from the 50s at the Oscars???
mary steenburgen wearing the same jacket tonight that she wore when she won her oscar in 1981 🥹 #oscars
The boys are back!
getting sober is one of the most difficult things imaginable and many people never do or die before they can so if you see that someone is a “former addict” and hold it over their head instead of celebrating that you’re a pathetic little worm to me
Inside the life of Hollywood's newest bad boy: Hunk Jeremy Allen White is a chain-smoking troubled former addict who's been through a messy divorce and must be breathalysed every time he sees his children trib.al/AcPPoJU
A final left-hand toast to Twins fans everywhere. Thanks for an incredible 40-year run! It was MY pleasure.
Honored to be selected as the Minnesota Vikings coach of the week this week, definitely a program wide recognition, so thanks to all those who have done and given so much for our program…now let’s play a great Thursday night! #crimsonpride #grateful vikings.com/community/high…
Some of you need to invest some girl protein, girl fats, and girl fiber into your girl meals before yall are girl starving🫶🏾🫶🏾
i hate when you’re buying something and the credit card reader shows you the amount and is like “is this ok? 🥺” obviously no bitch but do i have a choice
Barbie Oppenheimer joke is still alive and well #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules
so ur telling me i have to have a week of my period a week of ovulation a week of pms and sensitivity towards everything before my actual period so that leaves one week of being sane?
Before you ask me to explain anything related to Taylor Swift to you, I need you to understand that we are all deeply unwell.
years ago my weed dealer in New York found out i had published a novel and said he wanted to check it out, so i gave him a copy. on his next delivery he told my ex “that shit is advanced reading,” which remains the nicest way of saying you’re not going to finish someone’s book
I just feel like it's weird how you can be like "I'm gonna start my period tomorrow" and then the next day you start your period. Cis men don't fear us enough
Take your best friend to work day 💜
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