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me at the sound of a mini Reeses foil being unwrapped in the house
me at the sound of a mini Reeses foil being unwrapped in the house
4:15pm ET: vintage Levis arrived…not actually vintage. 5pm ET: reg Levis were supposed to arrive…updated ETA, EOW maybe. 5:30pm ET: ordered dinner on Postmates…delivery driver, Levis. Not sure who is responsible for my day to day storyline but are you ok?
I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )
my brain: you barely slept last night, you need a nap me: what I’m hearing you say is I need some cake
Nothing quite like the internal panic of being trapped in a run-on sentence you’re speaking out loud and have no idea how to escape even though you’re pretty sure this story had a good ending when you started it if you could only find your way back to its original destination.
A rug I ordered has been in Plain City for five days. Apparently each time it is on vehicle it is “delayed”. I can only guess the next update will be: rug decided to stay in Plain City, please come pick it, it is causing problems and continues to hop on and off the FedEx truck.
put together a site to share my stories and anecdotes about living with a lung disease: sarahminorwhitley.com #chronicillness #lungdisease #transplant
Do you know what I’d like to read: a piece on someone who DIDN’T use exercise to help mental health in lockdown. We get it. Running. Cold swimming. It helps. What if you can’t do those things? A less obvious narrative with tips for the millions of disabled readers would be great.
Definitely looks like more than 22,000 in those stands...so I guess COVID is over? Also here’s this from a few weeks ago on @thisisrobotbutt! robotbutt.com/2021/01/20/the…
This hits close to home. I can’t get an answer on when I’ll be eligible for the vaccine because I don’t meet the age requirements. I have an incurable severe lung disease and am immunocompromised. The vaccine won’t change my day to day, but will enable me to safely see my doctors
This hits close to home. I can’t get an answer on when I’ll be eligible for the vaccine because I don’t meet the age requirements. I have an incurable severe lung disease and am immunocompromised. The vaccine won’t change my day to day, but will enable me to safely see my doctors
Published my first article on Medium! It is about the odd side effects of immunosuppressants. If you have a spare 7 mins and want a quick laugh, check it out! medium.com/@smwhitley/the…
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Arsenal pics that go hard 🔥
HIT LIKE if YOUR team is at the top of the Premier League table tonight 😉 ❤️
Three BIG points in front of a sold-out crowd at Emirates Stadium ❤️
Today’s #BobsBurgers Character of the Day is Ms Merkin! 🗣️ Brian Huskey
this is so wholesome 🥺🦭
Sunday reminder, these things were raised to hunt wolves
these things were raised to hunt wolves btw
A bunch of marching Nazis bumping into one another as they try to figure out Metrocards on their way back to Hoboken is a Mel Brooks scene
Many thousands of #nyc commuters use these turnstiles correctly every day. But these white nationalist demonstrators who marched here on Saturday seemed to struggle with it.
good morning gang
Y’all both look like two different eras of Eddie Murphy
Saw one of my best friends from college…why does this look like our engagement pic? 😂
Throwback to when Randy Johnson accidentally destroyed a bird in 2001
I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store
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