˗ˏˋ cumburp ˎˊ˗ @satisfactory
Left-handed father of three children. Triple citizen. California, USA Joined November 2018-
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Retweet if you're a POS coward who would dodge the draft if America needed your service. Like if you would proudly serve the great United States of America. Which side are you on?
Sufjan coming out by dedicating his album to his partner who died earlier this year. I am absolutely not okay. Nowhere near it.
Almost definitely the best video you'll watch today. Unironically an absolute bop: youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFL…
“hey dude am I just high or is this actually funny?” (he shows you the full name of god as the stars begin to blink out of existence in the sky)
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Please could you paint a Friday night at pub kicking out time, with all the fights, kebabs, and throwing up in gutters, but in the style of the Bayeux Tapestry? - Neil Meaton
Hey, so good to catch up, sorry for acting a little off last night. it’s just because there’s a bunch of stuff wrong with my personality
Goya’s Saturn devouring his sons, but with balloons
An Uninvited Guest, by German painter Adolph von Menzel (1844). In private collection.
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🐈⬛always up to something…
MASKS WORK. Wear a mask. voxeu.org/article/unmask…
HE WAS MURDERED BY POLICE FOR WALKING HOME AT NIGHT FOR WEARING A MASK/HOODIE BECAUSE HE WAS ANEMIC & GOT COLD OFTEN. He played the violin for kittens at animal shelters. He meant well. He wasn’t a threat, rather another innocent black man killed by the police. #ElijahMcClain
fucking wear a fucking mask you fucking fuckos
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210K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Edited by @robmanuel
no i don’t think that’s right
Ten years ago I was in reception at the Holiday Inn Salford quays, and the man ahead of me in the queue said loudly and laughingly "Why would i want a chicken?" And the receptionist said " check In". I often think about it.
I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
doing that weird jojo siwa stomp dance when my boss tells me i can’t have my birthday off
The duality of Maizuru being crushed luridly, into a fine paste as Falin elegantly lands, the picture of euphoric grace is so much,,, god 👀
Falin 🪶 #dungeonmeshi
My favorite fighting games are parkour. Yours are menus. I will not elaborate.
Hey man (my trousers immediately begin darkening with urine ) ah shit
HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER ? How do we want to answer that question in 6 months ? Now’s the chance — set yourself up for success this summer. So when they ask, we’ll say “Great summer”
This is why the establishment wants to ban TikTok
this is low key satisfying
I WANT TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO ROBOCOP, WHERE HIS TECHNOLOGY IS OBSOLETE, SO HE'S GATHERING DUST IN THE BASEMENT WITH FAX MACHINES AND PRINTERS. THEN SOMEONE HACKS THE NEW AWESOME ROBOCOPS, AND THEY NEED TO TURN HIM BACK ON.
i will not pull it, sam-i-am. i will not choose who dies by tram
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they're arrested the holy boble . Because of woke
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