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'We are here to drink beer...to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.' If not, I'll settle for the beer. instagram.com/grant_sauce/ Cape Town, South Africa Joined July 2019-
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Found their Thesaurus. Pleased. Really chuffed. Like absolutely ecstatic.
Found their Thesaurus. Pleased. Really chuffed. Like absolutely ecstatic.
RIP jesus you would have loved birkenstocks
I was making a grilled cheese so I turned on text to speech to read this article. Please listen to this part
I was making a grilled cheese so I turned on text to speech to read this article. Please listen to this part https://t.co/37HcKCfJHT
Im doing my own version of Hot Ones rn called Cold Ones where i just drink beer and dont interview anybody
I need a sport besides running so I don't have to spend so much time with my own thoughts
I need a sport besides running so I don't have to spend so much time with my own thoughts
Wrote an explainer of SA's case before the ICJ with @justin_win_ ! Let me add some thoughts I have re Israel's much referenced "right to self-defence" and how that may play out in front of the International Court of Justice:👇🧵
Wrote an explainer of SA's case before the ICJ with @justin_win_ ! Let me add some thoughts I have re Israel's much referenced "right to self-defence" and how that may play out in front of the International Court of Justice:👇🧵
when i send you an instagram reel, please know it is not done with pride, but with the same emotion a dog has when bringing its owner a dead frog—something primal in him wanting approval for the gift, something learned in him knowing he should feel a deep shame
Going to Stormers vs Bulls this weekend, SA vs India in the new year, and plan to enjoy these events appropriately. It's truly a dangerous time to be a 500ml Black Label at a stadium this festive season.
kinda rules that everybody stops trying at their job during december
Not only was it done, but it was excellent
Not only was it done, but it was excellent https://t.co/A2LxYqtw4a
He looks like he’s about to announce a new capital requirement on large European banks
Good of them to give me hope until the very end
Good of them to give me hope until the very end
I genuinely thought this was a funny fake bit until the very last shot and now I can’t stop laughing
I genuinely thought this was a funny fake bit until the very last shot and now I can’t stop laughing
One week ago, Siya Kolisi's immortals became just the second side to ever retain the Rugby World Cup. So, how did they do it, just how close was their 1-point win, and where, in the history of the game, does this side deserve to rank? youtu.be/HzX5BlNBuZs
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Yesterday, my wife had a hair appointment that she thought was a maintenance thing but it ended up being like a hundred dollars more than we expected then she went grocery store shopping and bought $30 of scratch offs and I was like “come on man” and then she fucking won $100
@Yampeleg In general I’d agree, but she was 14, and I’d guess felt rejected and hurt. And she was also probably confused about why I kept trying to spend more time with her that night
When I was 13 I played a game of hide and seek with some friends, and me and my crush went off and hid together. While we were looking around for a place to hide, she said “haha this would be such a great make-out spot, right?”. I failed to understand this as anything but a…
my favorite bill simmons quote ever (earnestly): “paul george is like a cat— sometimes he’s purring in your lap and sometimes you’re like ‘where’s paul george?’ ‘oh, he’s in the garage’”
I have had bigger challenges in life. And I have overcome them. I have survived them. I can survive this too. I will survive this too. This too shall pass.
Spotted a mark, or indentation in the wall of a house on the High Street, Navenby. Had to drop to my knees to see it properly... Totally worth it! Consider me charmed.
the gay gentleman helping me size my suit today complimented me on my athletic figure and my girlfriend IMMEDIATELY rolled her eyes because she knew she’d be hearing about it all week
You’re welcome😭❤️
Legit jittery because after months, I can’t wait to show you what my team and I developed😭😭😭 Like, pinch me?
for classically cut suits and sports coats, your trousers should have some relationship to your jacket so there is a coherent silhouette. here is what i mean