Sean Conroy @seanconroy
Writer. Comic. Key and Peele/ Mr. Pickles/ ASSSSCAT/ Conan. Also available for manual labor. Sign up for my newsletter at the link.👇 linktr.ee/seanconroy Los Angeles, California Joined May 2009-
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That 3% is ignorance and pure luck.
Sent him a tape of my tight 5.
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases theonion.com/desperate-kash…
Dude works in the White House. High up!
Watching Trump speak. I can’t tell the lies from the huge lies.
If you haven’t seen it, do so.
If you haven’t seen it, do so.
Seems like it finally happened (he got a golf course and a Mickey Ds in the basement).
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How antivaxxers How I see see RFK Jr RFK Jr.
Anecdotal observation has always been the foundation of science. It's how Isaac Newton invented gravity, Ben Franklin made an electric kite, and Neil Simon discovered the moon. Keep walking through airports, Little Bobby, and keep noticing.
Anecdotal observation has always been the foundation of science. It's how Isaac Newton invented gravity, Ben Franklin made an electric kite, and Neil Simon discovered the moon. Keep walking through airports, Little Bobby, and keep noticing.
THAT’S why those fellas beat his ass. And now look where we are!
THAT’S why those fellas beat his ass. And now look where we are!
Does it ever even really matter what anybody says about anything?
Does it ever even really matter what anybody says about anything?
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Three months ago …. In DC
I love Dan Carlin's podcast (of course). He knows what he's talking about.
I love Dan Carlin's podcast (of course). He knows what he's talking about.
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Those of you who don't know what authoritarianism looks like...this is it. All the gaslighting about previous presidents "what about...!!! Is bullshit. I've been talking about the slide towards NOW for 30+ years. Those earlier concerns were nothing. Now we are HERE.
“Maybe you shouldn’t have put the cops in masks, Joe” - Laurie Blake
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