Serial Monogamist @serialmono
Writer of things. Joined January 2009-
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Been watching The Apartment for 45 minutes and only just recognized Shirley MacLaine. Holy shamoley. #OleLizardEyes #ClassicMovieSunday
@Kat_Alexander I was so close to offering to pay. Seriously. Sad.
2.5 hours BEFORE my birthday and my grandmother has already texted me about my eggs getting old. She’s that good.
At Dr’s office. A woman with no insurance is trying to figure out if she can afford to have her bacterial vaginosis treated. #America
@lishamarisha @sixthmonth later in January’s better for me. We should obvs check with Britney and Nicole, too. ❤️
@lishamarisha @sixthmonth maybe we need to plan a book club/girl party/sleep over in January?
My across the street neighbors appear to have erected a large phallus out of Christmas lights. How festive! (Will work on photos)
@sixthmonth because he’s practically perfect. Miss his sweet face (and yours!)
You know why we compare our dogs to your babies? Because you’re the only people who talk about/deal with poop more than we do. #PoopTalk
@byoolin You know every time I hear an American mention Ford I imagine you somewhere screaming “I FUCKING TOLD YOU!! I TOLD YOU ALL!”
@kimerly not as cool as making an ADORABLE tiny human, but it’ll do for now
@JEKinard well. I still don’t know all of the important detail$ … but the title is vastly improved
@JEKinard I was about to IM you but I knew you’d see a tweet :)
@byoolin yes, no. I’ll take what I can get
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