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Ex-GirlFIEND on FX’s Cake, Faeries on IFC, head writer for Jordan Klepper Solves Guns, Second City alum, @SWHKids lauragrey.me Horsehead Nebula Joined January 2011-
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when hangry meets horror. catch "ex-girlfiend: reptition" by laura grey & lauren ludwig on CAKE, now streaming on #FXonHulu
Jana @janaunplgd is one of my all time favorites and I cannot wait to watch!
NEW STORY: The Session A darkly comedic wild ride inside the experience of being a voiceover actor. Written by @lauragreymatter, starring @lemonwarmer and @CaseyJost, with @ckipiniak as The Director. thetruthpodcast.com Listen on our website or wherever you get podcasts.
We're live at @ucbtny this Thursday night at 7:30. Panel includes @SopanDeb (New York Times), @lauragreymatter (IFC, Comedy Central), and @BrooklynSpoke (The War on Cars). Join us for politics and beer, tix here: hellskitchen.ucbtheatre.com/performance/71…
you're welcome for this guided meditation to help you decide... #shouldwehavekids #MondayMotivation
dogs are drugs you can cuddle
help us rebrand geriatric pregnancy with this very official poll #SWHK #motherhood #preggolife #preggers #pregnancy
The wind gently nudged a beautiful fall leaf towards my foot and I jumped because I thought it was a roach does that mean I am a true New Yorker now?
Listen to @MollyGaebe talk about the very important work of being an abortion doula. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5-a… #abortionishealthcare #AbortionIsAWomansRight #SWHK
This scares me in a number of different ways...
How do we get a batman reboot cast entirely with pugs
After brunch the waiter asked "Are you happy with your choices?" and I'm still at my table formulating a response and that was four days ago
One step closer to making my dream of selling a movie where Predator terrorizes a Goop retreat a reality...!
One step closer to making my dream of selling a movie where Predator terrorizes a Goop retreat a reality...!
Dental insurance or not, every woman should get a free night guard to stop her from rage grinding her teeth every night.
Do home birthers have to provide their own humiliating hospital gowns? Full episode here... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3-h… #shouldwehavekids #SWHK #homebirth
Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper
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11K Followers 5K Following comedian. actor. writer. voiceover. 108.9 the hawk. a man on many podcasts.Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff
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396K Followers 1K Following Daily Show. Hitting the road with solo live show “Suffering Fools.”rob delaney @robdelaney
1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.Nicole Byer aka peppa.. @nicolebyer
382K Followers 1K Following See me live? Buy my merch?👇🏾click da link Nailed It & Comedians of the World on Netflix listen to my podcasts Why Won’t You Date Me? 90 Day Bae & Best FriendsMike Scollins @mikescollins
34K Followers 1K Following From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/HimJason Gore @mrjasongore
11K Followers 5K Following comedian. actor. writer. voiceover. 108.9 the hawk. a man on many podcasts.Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff
22K Followers 5K Following Webby Award-winning Actor/Comedian/Podcaster • Mr. Rapp in @MeanGirls • @DeadEyespodcast 💀👁👁 • @TinyDinosPod 🦕 • @GLucasTalkShow • @RAAAATSCRAPSFrank Garcia-Hejl @frankgarciahejl
7K Followers 5K Following Actor, Writer, Comedian, Pansexual half-Mexican obsessed with music and the unexplainedJenny Hagel @jennyhagel
37K Followers 865 Following Writer, Late Night with Seth Meyers. EP/Head Writer, The Amber Ruffin Show. The corniest person you know.Brian Stack @BrianStack153
53K Followers 3K Following Writer, @ColbertLateShow Formerly at "Conan". @TheSecondCity Other stuff. @IUBloomington @UWMadisonAsher Perlman @asherperlman
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7K Followers 1K Following Handsome man with many friends. Writer at various places. Previously, animator at @tooningout.Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
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429 Followers 827 Following 👒✍️ comedy creator. learning designer. really hopes everyone is having a good time.Rebecca Soffer @RebeccaSoffer
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345 Followers 543 Following Comedy writer and performer. Home of Kid Quahog comedy productions.Aminatou Sow @aminatou
192K Followers 676 Following I’m grounded because I tried to charter a helicopter from New York to Maryland on my dad’s credit card to have dinner with my camp friend…Anna Holmes @AnnaHolmes
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165K Followers 62 Following Six-time Emmy nominee. Actor/Comedian/Writer. Creator @blackladysketch on @hbo. @fbowinc is my company. THEE-DEE.when hangry meets horror. catch "ex-girlfiend: reptition" by laura grey & lauren ludwig on CAKE, now streaming on #FXonHulu
NEW STORY: After the Hum Two sisters are living in a post-apocalyptic world. When one of them goes missing, the other must face her fears to go find her. Written by @MaryinHaste. Starring @BrauMarisa, Jessica Morgan, and @jamesbdwyer. thetruthpodcast.com
The chaos and the attempt to suppress the vote in Wisconsin should be a wake-up call for everyone. Congress needs to act immediately—and I’ll fight to ensure that, in the next coronavirus relief package, we include steps to keep voters safe and strengthen our democracy.
Elizabeth Warren has unveiled a plan that calls for $4 billion in new elections funding, 30 days of required early voting and a mail-in-ballot to be sent to every registered voter in the U.S. "The pandemic has exposed how vulnerable our voting system is." trib.al/po8Blhi
If I were currently 14 I would be spending winter break sick in bed from my heartbroken daydreams about Timothy Chalamet.
a fun thing about having a dog is when she jumps into bed in the morning and you get excited for some snuggles and then she licks her butt next to your head for five minutes
Imagine if, at a normal social gathering, everyone sat around and listed their accomplishments for the past decade.
it's times like this that i miss the opposition and @jordanklepper and @niccolethurman and @lauragreymatter and @KobiLibii and @tim_baltz and @AaronJackson85 and josh sharp on tv every night
I’m very close to starting to say everything I actually think. So I’d like to make time to see some of my friends before my prison term.
Pomegranate is great because it looks like you're eating beautiful gems.
Things causing congestion in the MTA: - Dilapidated trains. - Outdated systems. - Faulty signals. - Misused funding. - Bill de Blasio's incompetence. Things not causing congestion: - Churros.
😁🎬❤️ K&L Productions first movie that we are producing. Yay, Laverne McKinnon & @IreneMarquette !!!
'Blockers' Director Kay Cannon to Tell the Story of Improv Comedy Legends in 'Del & Charna' bit.ly/2PRK0BF
Last night @waltien performed a heartbreakingly beautiful and achingly funny piece about grief and his father’s death. I wish you all could’ve been there to see it. Thank you @RebeccaSoffer & @ModernLoss for an incredible evening.
I started interning at iO in 2005 after .@KayKayCannon encouraged me to move to Chicago. Worked in the iO box office, was a teacher, theater manager then became Kay’s assistant and now ... 🌪
oh hell yeah @KayKayCannon! and also EXECUTIVE PRODUCER @IreneMarquette!!! deadline.com/2019/11/jon-fa…
The list of people reaching out to play one of Charna’s dogs ... lol you guys.
So moved by and grateful for this gorgeous poem by our doula volunteer @MollyGaebe for @SWHKids. Illustrated by @flipflipflap