Patty @smallpie

@ohelvira @vincenttruman This is literally my jeans collection and the ones I wear are a size too big so I’m constantly having to pull them up since my belt is also a size too big.

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Feeling like such a mom. Sitting in my minivan, drinking coffee, waiting for Connor to get out of school.

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@vincenttruman Thank you! :-D

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@ohelvira Lol I do need a haircut

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@michaelaranda Dealing with a sore neck from my 10 month old not letting me sleep well last night. How are you?

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@michaelaranda Hey

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

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The new iPhone Xs will let you have two different phone #s on one phone. Congratulations, adulterers!

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@dwellephant @WMSE @PalominoBar @HoneypieCafe Hmm. Can I at least get a burger?

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The official page for the bigger, better Bed Bath & Beyond. Inspiration. Design. Quality. Welcome home. 🩵 Reach our Customer Service team at 1-800-843-2446.

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