sme @sme
I am not a social media or a manufacturing company. sarahfitz.dev Colorado, USA Joined June 2007-
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I’ve officially reached the Dawson’s Creek rewatch level of depression. This too shall pass.
Chase Utley Second Baseman Philadelphia Phillies (2003-2015) x.com/phillies/statu…
I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.
These police are full of shit. As a vettech I put dogs and cats on Fentanyl drips everyday. Usually I don’t wear gloves when I draw it up and it’s fine. These cops are acting their asses off so that people think what they do is dangerous. It’s not. Fuck these cops &all the rest.
insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.
i’m a woman working in music, so men love to challenge me with a little “who are you listening to right now?” my new favorite game is making up a band, saying their new album got an 8.4 on pitchfork, and watching the guy be like “honestly i wasn’t that impressed with that one”
As a bisexual, I'm used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don't exist. So this pride month I've decided to team up with Covid-19.
new miniature build I can finally show: a vintage video basement 📼
What movie can you always just put on? Lately for me that movie is Fargo.
If you’re in the dentist’s chair and don’t hear one of the following: “Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)” “Eternal Flame” “Uptown Girl” Get out. That’s not the dentist. That’s something else
good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”
I started playing a game with myself where every time something annoys me on Twitter I immediately get off and force myself to do a Duolingo Spanish lesson, and bitch lemme tell you voy a ser bilingüe en poco tiempo porque todos ustedes son muy molestos
Halfway through Twin Peaks: The Return and I just want to say that I love David Lynch so fucking much.
Really hating on the new trend of replying “That’s fair” to any well reasoned (or otherwise) thought that everyone seems to be saying lately. Which, I think, is fair.
“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.” -flour companies
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(David Attenborough voice) the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
Someone was trying to explain the chicago accent to me the other day and now I know what they should’ve said was “how joe pantalione talks in the movie BOUND”
Affect = fuck around Effect = find out
Also…..is there a cheat code to remembering the difference between affect and effect ?
Every streaming service needs to hire someone whose only job is to be like: "Hey, I know you have six hours of footage about one topic, but are you SURE it's a documentary?"
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Chase Utley Second Baseman Philadelphia Phillies (2003-2015) x.com/phillies/statu…
The discovery of the Burger King’s burial chamber is perhaps one of the most important archaeological finds of this century
no but please, that’s my emotional support full can of seltzer I take two sips of before I go to bed
If I didn’t have access to abortion as a teenager there’d be a third grader named Hermione.
2008: Vote for us we'll codify Roe, day one. 2012: no really, this time we will 2018: vote for us we'll enact Fed $15 min wage 2020: no really, this time, and we'll codify Roe 2022: if you don't vote for us we can't codify Roe, guys.
To all Pennsylvania politicians: I love that @duolingo is headquartered in Pittsburgh and that y'all use it as an example that successful tech companies can start here. If PA makes abortion illegal, we won't be able to attract talent and we'll have to grow our offices elsewhere.
i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Hobbits. They’re not used to being prey
the vasectomy conversation being super ill informed (“you can reverse it!”) I think might directly lead back to a single Scrubs episode
Liberals Vow to Put Signs in Front Yard Until Abortion Rights Restored l8r.it/Cf8d
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