smooth phillip @smoothphill
my new life goal is to get huck to block me California, USA Joined December 2014-
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you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl
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sorry Rey no bottle openers but don't worry i know this great Force trick *concentrates fiercely* "Kylo this one is a twist-off"
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dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis
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uncle lando said my helmet made me look like a depressed lampshade and then everyone laughed and high-fived him i hate this family so much
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"It's one of those new Hoverboards!" 9: Mom, this is just 2 Roombas taped together. "Don't be silly. Now go vacuum...I mean play upstairs"
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STAR WARS SPOILER: ok now that the nerds stopped reading, my parents are outta town and i'm throwin a party. my brother's gonna buy us beer
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hi i'm ted cruz, definitely not three toddlers stacked no sir
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Me when something has a thousand RTs but I don't understand a gol durn word of it.
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i updated wikipedia's trump celeb endorsement list to be more accurate
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Never fuck with a guy with reindeer antlers on his minivan, he has nothing to live for.
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Why is it called a "sports bar" and not a "tool shed"?
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donlad trump reportedly says that normal type pokemon are a waste of time. they're just dirty birds & rats who have no right being a pokemon
"daddy help there's a monster under my bed" [looks under & sees donald trump eating unfrosted pop tarts] yes there is, son. Yes there is
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BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death— [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star
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The Hulk just texted me a picture of a zucchini, I think?
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.@DanMentos Makin a list Checkin it twice Gonna find out who's naughty/nice CAUSE THE NSA CAN SEE UR LIFE LIKE JACOB'S LIGHTHOUSE ON LOST
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No I can't come to your wedding. I have to dust
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