Mr. Sparkles @sparklz_unicorn
I enjoy frolicking in meadows, star-gazing, and sprinkling happiness upon others. Happy-Fun Land Joined September 2012-
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#ClassicLitPorn Wonka's Willy and the Chocolate Factory.
#WhyISmile I'm a freaken unicorn. Why not smile?
I don't want to be mean, but sometimes people's faces look like potatoes. I would be friends with a potato face.
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Pickles - ribbed for your pleasure.
The sock companies really need to consider the feeling of those with hooves. My hooves are a little bit nippy tonight.
I like refried beans. Refried beans don't like me. :(
And we danced. And we cried. And we galloped. And had a really, really, really unicorn time.
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Had a chemical fire in a dumpster today at work. The smoke started grey and changed to white, So I think the Pope will be appearing soon.
Happy Pi Day! 3.14159265359............................Eh, who am I kidding.
When you mine too much, sometimes you get lava instead of diamonds. #wordsofwisdom #forpickingyournose
I got a bloody nose because I picked it too much. :(
I'm just going to sit in a corner and talk to my pet rocks now.
#askdan Who the heck is this Dan guy? Why not ask Mr. Sparkles?
Who lives in the Vatican under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPOPE!
I've never peed my pants before.................I don't wear pants.
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#WhatMakesEverybodyMad pandas pretending to be #Unicorns
I thought about buying myself chocolate while I spend Valentine's Day alone, but then my parents bought chocolate for me so I'm all good.
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