Enoch Lovestarling @ManVsPuppet
Feel my breath on your face. x.com/search?f=realt… Joined November 2011-
Tweets24K
-
Followers2K
-
Following2K
-
Likes18K
Ever notice how your frying pan is always there for you and Janet isn't....FUCK YOU JANET!!!
How can you say you caught a sasquatch masturbating to Mongolian throat music...You just can't and that should be enough Toby... This is an intervention!
The hardest thing about having sex with a conspiracy theory enthusiast is the tin foil condoms.
Bat shit is quite sane and I'm actually offended you keep using the reference.
Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
There used to be a hidden agenda, now its just a very obvious agenda.
Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
The fashion for shortening names of dishes like Spag Bol is probably why my Catalan Shitake Paella never took off
Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
Son: why do we have eggs at Easter? Me: the egg symbolizes the rock that trapped Jesus in the tomb Son: so why do we have an easter bunny? Me: because bunnies lay eggs Son: no they fucken don’t you idiot
Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
Look both ways before you fuck a sheep.
Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
All these Snapchat filters that make sexy ladies look like sexy cats and sexy puppies make me want to fuck cats and puppies.
Do you think some people get in to veterinary medicine just so they can legally fist large quadrapeds?
I made a duck in Photoshop and now I'm a graphic designer
I did the ancestry.com DNA test and I'm 30 percent Romanian wank sock
Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
If you ever use the phrase "throw shade" I hope you get electrocuted
Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
That should stop her scratching
YOU MUTHAFUCKERS CANT TAKE MA GUNS!! * flexes in the mirror * cries *sips bacon milkshake
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
55K Followers 48K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Tony P. @Tbone7219
53K Followers 18K Following
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
184K Followers 166K Following Aging simpleton • Fluent in silence • Live & let live • Mind your own business • We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • deservedly modest • gfy
Ivsy @Ivsy01
38K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Camden's Finest @anbrll00
8K Followers 6K Following Youth Pastor/America’s #1 Christian porn filmmaker
Pepe Silvia @SonOfCha
11K Followers 1K Following My lighters never get stolen. @Blarebare gets my noogies. #RepBX #JetUp
Bumin Celiker @BCeliker12602
4 Followers 610 Following
Emerson Whalley @whalley23348
2 Followers 83 Following Prof. Falzon's team offers cryptocurrency analysis, earn $500 to $5,000 per day, click to join WS:https://t.co/lzuih4aAhp
Spiritus Mundi @spir82372
0 Followers 3 Following
dee_emm_ess @dee_emm_ess
841 Followers 2K Following I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell,I know right now you can't tell
tpicks_ @tpicks_
1 Followers 812 Following
Sheikh @sheikh_south
280 Followers 3K Following
*cherry Poppins * @poshcunt_79
4K Followers 714 Following life isn't about who u once were, it's about who u have the potential to b #wingmen @Rizz_Dizz taken @stew_Toon937 ❤
ιƈҽ ƈɾҽαɱ ρ�... @icecreampokemon
202 Followers 1K Following I JUST WANT TO SCREAM OUT BATHROOM WORDS!
Phoenix Anchor @PhoenixAnchor
393 Followers 2K Following Personal blog for teaching art industry natural products, cooking art, and healthy food Phoenix Anchor
B.I.L.F. Hunter @BILF_Hunter
177 Followers 551 Following I follow bears. Then I seduce them and make sweet love to them.
Rubén (Not the Sandw... @407Creative
7K Followers 6K Following Liver transplant patient on the list for a new liver. Please consider donating any amount so my family can visit me more in the hospital. Thank you! 🔽
MarQuis Trill | Crypt... @marquistrillx
1.9M Followers 3.8M Following Bitcoin Class of 2017 | Crypto Trader of The Year 2018 | Binance Top 50 Influencers | I help Americans & businesses with credit repair, funding. Internet Broker
Todd Yeti Stimmell @toddyeticomedy
4K Followers 5K Following Stand Up Comic | Smart Jokes for Smart People | A Surreal Perspective on Life, Relationships,Topical Observations & Relatable Nostalgia | You Need to Laugh More
Phil Hannay @Snowie52
2 Followers 77 Following
Junior J @UnJeffeated
2K Followers 3K Following Chalking life up as a series of wins until the day I die.
ehhhhh ?! @holysmokes300
910 Followers 3K Following
Michelle Jeanine @its_michelle_j
72K Followers 43K Following 💻Digital Content Creator 📱Tech Reviewer 📽️Gen X #UGCCreator 🔙Founding @BestBuy Ambassador 💌 Biz: [email protected] 💰𝕏 links earn affiliate $
Angel McDonald @mcdonald_ms
81 Followers 2K Following
wittytwitty @SibleyPaula
20 Followers 586 Following
Kenneth Foot @FootKenneth
7 Followers 53 Following
Professional Construc... @ccfservice
46 Followers 337 Following We're here to help our community with all your concrete and electric needs. For high-quality, trustworthy service, give us a call.
Will Anderson @williamleigh
1K Followers 2K Following Actor, adverb, alliteration advocate. Written with the assistance of Joke Doctor @ItsRachaelJoyce. (Creator of @theater_lovers and @RentLiveTBS)
Poptart ☀️ @ShawtySouth
17K Followers 15K Following Short Bus Window Licker, Tater Tot Connoisseur, Goonies Never Say Die. https://t.co/iW1wCyPjQ4 https://t.co/zD57Tbzdmw
•All About Ashlei�... @ashlei_marie_
2K Followers 3K Following I'm the creepy chick who silently sits in the back of the bar and people watches while licking the cheese off my nacho plate. Don't you dare fucking DM me.
Alice Hill @AliceHillClash
221 Followers 4K Following
シ Ed Gex @EdDJGex
10K Followers 8K Following Stupid joke maker | Radio DJ @ Fresh 92.7 | Comms, Marketing and Media guy somewhere big #Adelaide
Rachel Ganz @rachelganz_
1K Followers 1K Following Art and writing. she/her. I’ll follow you back b/c you’re cool right? 👩🦯💆♀️🐶
Catherine 💉💉�... @hockeymom1965
2K Followers 2K Following Married to @wall1_lee. #MSSucks #SPMS Diagnosed in 2003. No DMs!
Dax Max Forever @DaxMaxForever
104K Followers 119K Following I create what I feel. [email protected] for pricing and availability.
Mr Genghis @BackhandFrenzy
33 Followers 62 Following I’m not here much as this is my secondary account. generally here when my primary account is blocked.
Sean @woodt2251
702 Followers 2K Following
#WT20 @__TweetPolls
216 Followers 1K Following Turn on notifications so you can be the first vote:) Submit polls through DM .
melle @mellekat73
25 Followers 178 Following 🏳️🌈 argumentative antithetical dream girl 🏳️⚧️ 🫶🏻 💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍 🫶🏻
Swedish Canary 🇺�... @SwedishCanary
502K Followers 335K Following Hello Mom… I’m tired of being an adult can I come home now?
Jill:)Blossom @jill_maven
1K Followers 3K Following
Mr. Ronak @MrRonak2
142 Followers 1K Following
Brad Ross @AfterDecember96
3K Followers 3K Following Rubbing coconut oil all over my body while drinking Tuna Water - https://t.co/0i1dzDZ837
no one @stopnponder
120 Followers 1K Following
dianarama @dirtybirdie_
2K Followers 3K Following I enjoy really smart folks with really dumb jokes. In like 4 gangs. Funk Soldier. Cat lady. #IStillOwnStupidHashtags. Ex-Seattleite. Blocked by Rudy Giuliani.
Jennifer @Sassmouth14
1K Followers 1K Following Just here wasting time, mine and yours https://t.co/keJnoYG41t
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
55K Followers 48K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Tony P. @Tbone7219
53K Followers 18K Following
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
184K Followers 166K Following Aging simpleton • Fluent in silence • Live & let live • Mind your own business • We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • deservedly modest • gfy
Ivsy @Ivsy01
38K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
25K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
Camden's Finest @anbrll00
8K Followers 6K Following Youth Pastor/America’s #1 Christian porn filmmaker
Pepe Silvia @SonOfCha
11K Followers 1K Following My lighters never get stolen. @Blarebare gets my noogies. #RepBX #JetUp
Ned Mongrel @Girt_By_Beer
10 Followers 32 Following Little Aussie Battler/Star of such TV shows as Today Tonight & A Current Affair/meat pie/beer gut/sheilas......
Effin' Birds @EffinBirds
251K Followers 1K Following by @aaronreynolds (he/him) • merch, books and tour details at https://t.co/telhOub0Fs • defeated Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest
B.I.L.F. Hunter @BILF_Hunter
177 Followers 551 Following I follow bears. Then I seduce them and make sweet love to them.
Dick Kimble MD PhD OB... @dickkimble10
28K Followers 20K Following Trophy husband, never worked, lots of servants, got manflu, founded #ChurchofCashology , mothers-in-law for sale, Eton, loads of £££, modest, a real shit
David Michael Latt @DavidMLatt
81K Followers 16K Following CEO of @theasylumcc & Producer of #SHARKNADO (1-6), #ZNATION (1-5), Netflix's #BLACKSUMMER (1-2) & 300 other films you've never heard of. Married to @kimdavid.
Will Anderson @williamleigh
1K Followers 2K Following Actor, adverb, alliteration advocate. Written with the assistance of Joke Doctor @ItsRachaelJoyce. (Creator of @theater_lovers and @RentLiveTBS)
•All About Ashlei�... @ashlei_marie_
2K Followers 3K Following I'm the creepy chick who silently sits in the back of the bar and people watches while licking the cheese off my nacho plate. Don't you dare fucking DM me.
Poptart ☀️ @ShawtySouth
17K Followers 15K Following Short Bus Window Licker, Tater Tot Connoisseur, Goonies Never Say Die. https://t.co/iW1wCyPjQ4 https://t.co/zD57Tbzdmw
Nik johnson @mandalorian_27
70 Followers 130 Following Daddy / Step Daddy / Rebel Scum / Pokemon Master /Cardiff City Supporter / Big Gamer / Amazing Guy
Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967
19K Followers 5K Following wordplaypicturepostcards '...low volume sometimes funny if idiosyncratic tweets and playful tone make for a good value follow' - Gore Vidal
steve suckington @SteveSuckington
27K Followers 661 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.
Alex Just @JustAlexComedy
6K Followers 92 Following Stand-up Comedian - never liked twitter, happy it's irrelevant now
シ Ed Gex @EdDJGex
10K Followers 8K Following Stupid joke maker | Radio DJ @ Fresh 92.7 | Comms, Marketing and Media guy somewhere big #Adelaide
Rachel Ganz @rachelganz_
1K Followers 1K Following Art and writing. she/her. I’ll follow you back b/c you’re cool right? 👩🦯💆♀️🐶
Todd Yeti Stimmell @toddyeticomedy
4K Followers 5K Following Stand Up Comic | Smart Jokes for Smart People | A Surreal Perspective on Life, Relationships,Topical Observations & Relatable Nostalgia | You Need to Laugh More
A Deli @Inf_Adel
7K Followers 3K Following Persian comedian. Food Scientist. Amateur cartoonist.⚜️Saints⚜️
Catherine 💉💉�... @hockeymom1965
2K Followers 2K Following Married to @wall1_lee. #MSSucks #SPMS Diagnosed in 2003. No DMs!
Mr Genghis @BackhandFrenzy
33 Followers 62 Following I’m not here much as this is my secondary account. generally here when my primary account is blocked.
That Girl @myonlymizztake
32K Followers 7K Following https://t.co/GJ4MdqLefi blahdy, blahdy, blah. Cram it. #resist🌊🌊🌊 older stuff: @mymizztake
Sean @woodt2251
702 Followers 2K Following
melle @mellekat73
25 Followers 178 Following 🏳️🌈 argumentative antithetical dream girl 🏳️⚧️ 🫶🏻 💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍 🫶🏻
Swedish Canary 🇺�... @SwedishCanary
502K Followers 335K Following Hello Mom… I’m tired of being an adult can I come home now?
Jill:)Blossom @jill_maven
1K Followers 3K Following
Brad Ross @AfterDecember96
3K Followers 3K Following Rubbing coconut oil all over my body while drinking Tuna Water - https://t.co/0i1dzDZ837
no one @stopnponder
120 Followers 1K Following
dianarama @dirtybirdie_
2K Followers 3K Following I enjoy really smart folks with really dumb jokes. In like 4 gangs. Funk Soldier. Cat lady. #IStillOwnStupidHashtags. Ex-Seattleite. Blocked by Rudy Giuliani.
Jennifer @Sassmouth14
1K Followers 1K Following Just here wasting time, mine and yours https://t.co/keJnoYG41t
TheDiaryofDaniel @DiaryofDaniel
48K Followers 48K Following 💰Investor📈/VP of Dev 💻👨💼/🙏Servant ✝️✡️ 🙏✌️+ 🤓MSc, Finance 📚 + Live, work, & play in the SF Bay. 🌉 | 📣 Go Mizzou.🐅
Boston Supah stah @VictorscarletJ
10K Followers 5K Following Here wondering wtf it is y'all are going on about. https://t.co/ODNonmUkyZ…
burg @cm_rutvik
2K Followers 1K Following If you're asking if this is a parody page or is this account "for real, yo?" then...I don't know where I was going with this.
Westy🦋 @KezWesty
1K Followers 1K Following Being here is a dangerous game, you'll end up insane and only have yourself to blame. IG: westyxo
Mom and Wine @momandwine
5K Followers 2K Following Sarcasm, wine and everything not fine with parenting FYI: If you are easily offended, this page may not be for you
Not a Poblicity Stunt @PoblicMenace
411 Followers 415 Following The key to success on Twitter is winning the hearts and minds of your followers. That's why I'm keeping these jars full of formaldehyde.
Robocop Poptart @PoptartRobocop
892 Followers 1K Following hello, touch my metal peepee hole until poptart jam explodes on your face. thank you
Trends for United States
83,7 B posts
145 B posts
162 B posts
237 B posts
24 B posts
694 B posts
490 B posts
252 B posts
298 B posts
12,3 B posts
50,5 B posts
54,8 B posts
3.101 posts
38,5 B posts
13,2 B posts
19,9 B posts
56,9 B posts
9.849 posts
5.221 posts
You might like
It's Not Al
@YesitsAl
2K Followers
Korry
@korryduke
3K Followers
The Kuel Dad
@1kueldad
2K Followers
Curt.
@FrankCurtisB
10K Followers
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyVet1972
5K Followers
Pulse
@Pulse_NYC
4K Followers
The Swell Man
@theSwellMan
2K Followers
Meatus Petermann
@BadRadger
2K Followers