Junior J @UnJeffeated
Chalking life up as a series of wins until the day I die. favstar.fm/users/UnJeffea… Michigan - Colorado Joined December 2011-
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Do you know what it means to fill the whole pot with bubbles?
Some of you are doing it early because you love it, most of you are doing it early to get it out of the way.
How would babies turn out if we didn’t talk to them like babies?
For as beautiful as you think this world is how I see you.
Little does she know that mere hours before, pizza boxes and beer bottles littered the floor.
Anything that gets too wordy shouldn’t be talked about. If new lingo needs to be created for an issue, then it’s a non issue. Keep life simple.
The loudest pop song known to man is “Welcome to the Jungle.” The most open bluetooth connection is my lower neighbors surround sound. The loudest surround sound on a regular basis is my lower neighbors. The most petty neighbor is me.
If we all drew one dick in the snow per day, there’d be a whole lot of dicks in the snow.
I know I've made it living in Colorado when I'm headed home to have fresh moose for dinner.
There's a time when we learn best from asking questions, and there's a time when we learn best from experiencing situations. Learn the appropriate time for each.
Pretty cool @RightGuardUS when I buy a sick of deodorant and it crumbles all over my floor the second time I use it.
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