Here's a never before seen outtake from Bear in the Big Blue House.
joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people
batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you
joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem
Saw a dude walk out of tropical smoothie happy as hell and instantly drop his drink, prayers up for that man
Beyoncé touring the same summer my brother’s getting married- if dates overlap ik who i’m picking…, i’ve seen that nigga my whole life 🤷🏾♀️
There was a sign on the highway that said “drive hammered, get nailed” and I’m not sure if they fully thought through the phrasing
NBC News: John Davis, who was Mississippi welfare director during the distribution of federal welfare funds to Brett Farve and other prominent residents, is set to plead guilty this morning in federal court, according to a newly unsealed court document.
Environmental Services Weedle
4 days ago
RETIRED COMEDIAN SPEAKS OUT ABOUT CANCEL CULTURE
"You couldn't do my act today. People are just too woke." Says Bongo the Segregation Clown
Shannonnn sharpes burner
5 days ago
DJ Khaled trying to motivate his wife is classic bruh she got mad 🤣🤣🤣
Trombone Champ is the best game ever made
Why even drive 15 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me for only $65 more?
I don’t know what possessed me to buy unsweetened cranberry juice but I hate myself for it
Therapist: what do we say when our actions have upset someone?
Me: Hoes mad
Michael Crichton, famed author of Jurassic Park, was 6’9”? That boy was playing with the wrong Raptors
Thought I was finally gonna get to see Paramore live until I got slapped in the face by those ticket prices
“WHATCHO ASS SAY HERRY????”