Guy Carmeli @standupguydc
Joined February 2015-
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#Breaking no seizure warrant at the arrest of Martin Shkreli today, which means we didn't seize the Wu-Tang Clan album.
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"My daughter is turning eleven. I'm about to buy a gun. For perverts." #workquotes
1/2 off pizza and BOGO @UNDRGRNDCMDYDC at the Big Hunt in Dupont tonight 8:00/FREE/BETHERE
Just started watching the West Wing. I moved to DC nine months ago: it's about damn time to catch up on current events.
Guy Carmeli retweeted
Either my cat's a terrible sub or I'm a terrible dom
Heading to Charleston for a few days. Anybody have a mock foreskin I can borrow to blend in with the locals?
Thanks to Tinder I've been fingering girls left and right
#quotesfromwork "Find yourself a nice Jewish bitch and settle down."
@Migos Rockets to the top of the Jewish Music charts with the new single "Hannah New Jersey"
@esotericorigin Hemingway wouldn't use emoticons. Emoticons are for 👯
@Migos at the top of the Israeli charts with their new single "Falafel Falafel"
@esotericorigin That's fifth base. Oh, but wait, you're in the Midwest: could just stand for a side-hug.
I have subjected a cat that was not my own to acoustic guitar music. I deeply regret my actions and clearly see the error of my ways.
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I'm not really much of a tassel kinda guy, but nevertheless there they are...
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