Stefani Drury @stefanidrury
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So Indiana passed a law supporting Little Pink Houses for everyone EXCEPT gay people?
I sincerely hope every Sandy Hook Truther gets reincarnated as a men's room at an Arby's.
Everyone smiles in the same language. ~ Anon v.ht/av
The world needs more "badassitude" -- the state of knowing you're right because you did the required research to justify it.
“@jayebee12: I thought ignorance was bliss?! ;))” Only for the ignorant. It's a pain in the arse for the rest of us. Haha.
“@KennicotAsks: In your opinion, what is the best way to handle disappointment?” Expect it. Laugh about it. Try harder next time.
(Hands clapping) Okay, people. Election is over. No more political BS. More to life than red & blue.
Romney loses Pennsylvania. Apparently The Amish thought he was too behind the times.
Wow. Just, wow. Fuck you, @progressive. Forever. Fuck you forever: gaw.kr/Rbt5XC
Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around onion.com/R8Zs9x
Really, universe? No more David Rakoff? Well then, fuck right off. #RIPDavidRakoff
@sutterink well said and well done...too many spouses/parents don't recognize their responsibilities.
The day we stop exploring is the day we commit ourselves to live in a stagnant world, devoid of curiosity, empty of dreams.
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1K Followers 462 Following Paranormal romance.... with claws. ================== Author, wife, mom. Mostly sane. Owned by two greyhounds.
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Trevor Noah @Trevornoah
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145K Followers 367 Following Worldwide Union of Troublemakers. Film: Street Level - Books: Becoming A Son. Trust Issues. @realdavidlabrava on Instagram @TheGreenroomLA management
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Since I have as good a chance as Ted Cruz I am officially announcing Spiderman as my Vice President.
No-one can replace Jon Stewart. But together with the amazing team at The Daily Show, we will continue to make this the best damn news show!
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So Indiana passed a law supporting Little Pink Houses for everyone EXCEPT gay people?
Broadway's Audra McDonald Just Took Down Indiana Gov. Mike Pence In A Glorious Twitter rant @newcivilrights thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/au…
Can Claire Underwood from House of Cards please do an exercise tape where she's like cold and dispassionate but she gives you a perfect ass?
MY CAPS LOCK IS NOT STUCK I LIKE IT LIKE THAT LIVING LIFE FULL THROTTLE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR JUST EXCITED ABOUT BEING ALIVE GET IT STRAIGHT
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Some Sons of Anarchy scoop on the finale in the next issue of Entertainment Weekly:
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Actor Kim Coates talks about 'Sons of Anarchy',' his career and Alec Baldwin. For more George visit:... fb.me/2o7gEOgB4
Following someone on Twitter and complaining about what they tweet about is like phoning someone to tell them you don't want to talk to them
"If I was atheist I wouldn't expect time off for religious holidays" I'm self employed. I have holidays whenever the fuck I like. :)
Keep America's caddies in your prayers today, what with all the rage golfing that'll be taking place.
Did I mention that Colorado & Washington are two of the most beautiful states ever? I intend to visit them both - you know, for the scenery.
Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive
#TDSBreakingNews @MittRomney would allow young immigrants to stay in US. As long as they're Mormon Mexicans named "George."
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